The Lion Tamer Update Is Here!!

The Lion Tamer Update is here!! 

Chapter 33: “There’s No Place Like Home”

While dragging his partner through the pitch dark cave, Gavin slips and takes Richard with him through a slippery tunnel off the main trail. 

Meanwhile, Richard attempts to come out of his magically induced coma, but fails…

Nines with a bat, what crimes will he commit?

Nines: I am superior to you as well. You think you are “edgy”? Chaotic? Amateur.

Sixty: you’re a stuck up mama’s boy and you don’t know shit

Nines: I can send every human and android in this precinct into a frothing rage with two sentences.

Sixty: fucking prove it then

Nines: *slams his hands on the desk and stands up*

Nines: ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS–

Nines: Not you Gavin, your dick is huge and we’re all thrilled to have you here :)

*every single person in the room immediately starts yelling their disagreement, booing, throwing wadded up paper balls, Connor is gagging and crying in the corner*

Sixty: … fuck

Gavin: 👁️👄👁️

I can’t believe I’ve reached 1,000 followers…I’m honestly so honored by all the support and love I’ve been getting for my work! 

I’ve set up a Ko-Fi HERE for those of you who’d like to support me!! 

(For the sake of competition, anyone who’s interested in seeing more of any of the AUs that I have put forth in the last almost year let me know in the comments of your financial support and I’ll bump that up to the top of my to-do list for posts! Whatever has the most support will get updated more frequently) 

Richard is made to watch as his captors light a fire and proceed to devour still-wriggling cave rats in horrific fashion, the squeals echoing in his ears as he tries to keep from retching…

He crit fails his constitution saving throw, so now he’s got that to deal with, too.

Won’t Gavin hurry up already?