spyglassrealms

Spyglass Realms

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"how Could He Have Done Better?" He Is Doing His FUCKING BEST, David!

"how could he have done better?" he is doing his FUCKING BEST, David!

please watch this i love him

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spyglassrealms

2 years ago

obsessed with that thing about sith names coming from words that start with "in" (invader, insidious, etc) because that means that hypothetically there could be a darth gredience

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darth vulnerable is a sensitive soul darth describable is pretty average looking darth acceptable and darth excusable are both very well-mannered darth destructible didn't last long darth tervention is trying to get darth toxicated some help darth quisition won't ask you again but darth terrogation will here's some more fun ones darth tercontinental ballistic missile darth tersectional feminism darth frared night vision goggles darth ternet message board shitpost rb spy is funny

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spyglassrealms

2 years ago

You have a conversation with God, who is dying and begs you to save it. You cannot save it. You can only return to the world with the knowledge that, at some point, it will end, and there is nothing you can do but enjoy it while it lasts.

A mirror breaks

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spyglassrealms

2 years ago

what zero stam cost does to an mfer

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holy fucking shit help I'm going to test this right fkin now I hope to god this is legit funniest bug I've ever fucking seen minecraft mined craft shitpost rb

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spyglassrealms

2 years ago

writing sci fi is fucking exhausting bc i have a whole degree in aerospace systems now so my brain simply Will Not let me write a scene without doing the setting justice

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me actually me tho far-future airspace is inevitably gonna be super tightly regulated around populated worlds bc high-velocity collisions are BADDDD which yeah makes planetfall less exciting for the audience but the trade off is you can make it really fucking funny by leaning into the rush hour jokes science space science hard science fiction worldbuilding

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spyglassrealms

2 years ago

I FOUND SPIDERS GEORG!

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cw spiders spiders georg this is possibly the most unhinged thing I have ever heard in my life shitpost rb

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