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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
@sunevial
scylla Mouth perfec t size for put sailor in to s\ail! inside very Soft and Comfort sailor sail safely put sailor in Scylla Mouth. Put Sailor In Scylla Mouth. no problems ever in scyylla mouth because good Shape and Support for sailor ship weak of big ship mast. Ascylla Mouth yes a place for a sailor put sailor in scylla mouth can trust scylla for giveing good love to sailor. friend scylla
I was gonna say this is @waggleman2 with Captain but that's more like he just grabs the ball and dribbles it for a bit every single day
Me and my mutuals rebloging the same post
passively scrolling animal/plant/fungi ID subreddits for 9,537 hours will have you identifying organisms and not knowing how. i'll just be like carpet beetle inky cap northern flicker no i don't know how to tell
Dear Hellsites Genetics,
I love all the hard work you do and I really appreciate it. I'm currently learning biology and I'm starting to get really into it. I hope that you are well all the time, and that you have all the luck and happiness in your future. You inspired me to study biology, and I'm really grateful for it. Thank you once again!
With love and respect,
An anonymous amino acid creature
String identified: a t Gtc,
a t a a a acat t. ' ct ag g a ' tatg t gt a t t. tat a a t t, a tat a a t c a a t. t t g, a ' a gat t. Ta c aga!
t a ct,
A a a ac cat
Closest match: Plasmodium sp. DRC-Itaito genome assembly, chromosome: 10 Common name: Unclassified Malaria-Causing Parasite
(image source) Note: this image is not of the same organism, but of P. falciparum, which is of the same genus.
World of Lovecraft
HP warcraft
by extension of this metaphor, recurrent novae are the ultimate toxic yuri
TODAY IN SOLAR SYSTEM DESIGN: TOXIC YURI (planet falling into a star because its proximity has created an inexorable cycle where it drags on the star, speeding up its rotation but slowing the planet's orbit and causing it to drop inwards)
@kagansune oh man, keep an eye out for this
🚨 SCAM JOB ALERT🚨
Watch out for any job listings that claim you’ll cruise the seas for American gold, fire no guns, and shed no tears. These are all scams and the job is NOT as advertised. Source: I fell for it and am now a broken man on a Halifax pier
Pokémon: Aches and Pokémon: Pains
Do I want this? Yes. Do I need this? Also yes.
whoever makes the thumbnails for gdq's youtube channel is really fucking funny
by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this
You know what they say- all's fair in Lovecraft and Warcraft
HP warcraft
Appalachia is OLD. She is gentle. But she does NOT love you. She does not even like you. She is tolerating your presence and politely but firmly asking you to not stick your nose into her business.
hiking trails on the west coast: Begin climbing on a soft earthen trail through beautiful douglas fir-western hemlock forest for 2.5 miles along a series of switchbacks, then break from the tree cover for 1 mile of straight even trail through a stunning wildflower meadow just below the ridgeline, after which the trail makes a sharp right and continues to the summit with a further 2 miles of switchbacks. Enjoy beautiful views of the nearest dormant stratovolcano and also at least two waterfalls and a crystal-clear alpine lake along the way. Round trip: 11 miles, 3,000ft elevation gain. Difficulty: moderate :)
hiking trails on the east coast: Go 1.5 miles up. Yes, straight up. Switchbacks? What are you, a baby? Are you a little child? Fuck you. Go up. [Seasonal note: first half of trail is a running stream during mud season and a multipitch ice climbing route during winter.] Round trip: 3 miles, 1,200ft elevation gain. Difficulty: jesus christ
me tapping the "view post" button despite tumblr telling me it has tags I filtered on purpose
"Griffin McElroy Devouring His Amiibo," in the style of Francisco Goya.
Been a weird year for art. No regrets!