spyglassrealms

Spyglass Realms

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spyglassrealms

1 year ago

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

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nsfw not really nsfw just stupid dirty humor fact-checked this and to my great delight it is in fact real sometimes the workings of the entire universe line up in just such a way that a dick joke spontaneously generates and that's what keeps me going shitpost rb

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spyglassrealms

1 year ago

homestuck is an existential horror comic bc "we took your parents, fucked them up even worse, made them about your age, and also now they view you as surrogate role models" is an utterly bone chilling concept

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re: prev tags yes this is actually a major plot point in the back half of homestuck and it's fucking BAD homestuck is an uncomfortably accurate depiction of what it's like to be a teenager namely: it sucks so bad and you do so much cringeworthy shit because your emotions are insane and your self control is nonexistent

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spyglassrealms

1 year ago

the pastafarians are getting bolder I see

fucking. what?

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shitpost rb

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spyglassrealms

1 year ago

What are you to yourself?

To myself? The one guy who knows me better than any other guy could?

I see my self as a sort of explorer in a harsh, treacherous, and alien landscape. I think of myself as going on long expeditions into parts of my mind that other people have never seen before. And on the way I find things: strange creatures, wonderous gems, magnificent bounty.

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very well said Frank

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spyglassrealms

1 year ago

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i promise it's sfw skyrim i've had the tes brain worms for a while but it's recently gotten severe enough to write down the elder scrolls i'm not usually a fanfic writer but

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