Red Life Mumbo Jumbo.

Red life mumbo jumbo.

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late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves

Vintage or just general botanical illustration, especially when watercoloured, is one of my blorbos. The thought of a funky little guy, staring their heart out at a plant as they pour an entire soul's-worth of effort into making the formussy of their painting pop as hell, is one of my favs. Can't get enough.

antique botanical illustration from 1826 by W. Clarke

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

furry species ranked by how difficult it'd be to take them anywhere

Fucking ditto to the MAX

in case it hasn’t been clear, this blog is firmly and unwaveringly pro-choice.