Vintage Or Just General Botanical Illustration, Especially When Watercoloured, Is One Of My Blorbos.

Vintage or just general botanical illustration, especially when watercoloured, is one of my blorbos. The thought of a funky little guy, staring their heart out at a plant as they pour an entire soul's-worth of effort into making the formussy of their painting pop as hell, is one of my favs. Can't get enough.

antique botanical illustration from 1826 by W. Clarke

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

Red life mumbo jumbo.

s3 five

sometimes I forget orchids grow on trees and I’m like. oh.

Send me a fandom and I’ll tell you my:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

No, I'm not buying 23 roman daggers for nefarious purposes. Why would you ever think that.

Nuh uh. Totally not.