stalebagels

~careful icarus~

strike force agenda spreader • your friendly neighborhood asexual • talk show enthusiast • she/her • early 20s • my inbox is open if you want to ask me something 🧙‍♂️ • all in good fun 🕺• sideblog: raviolicrabs + totallyaccurateavengersquotes

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Stalebagels - ~careful Icarus~

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stalebagels

1 year ago

SFF Episode 5 in a nutshell:

"Listen everyone, let's shit on Jimmy Fallon and literally anything he says for the entire duration of this episode. Ready? Great, let's go boys."

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and it's truly wonderful john was ready to pounce at any given moment and i love that for him and i am officially dubbing stephen's laugh as the “Colbert Cackle” because it's absolutely glorious strike force five jimmy fallon jimmy kimmel seth meyers john oliver stephen colbert late night jimmy kimmel live last week tonight late night with seth meyers the late show with stephen colbert the late show the tonight show The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon podcast

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stalebagels

1 year ago

adding this to my vocabulary immediately

I feel like I MUST have misheard this, but I really hope John just called Tucker Carlson "a baby bitch lawn dart"

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john oliver last week tonight

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stalebagels

1 year ago

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i have like dozens of these low quality meme alert I've been hyperfixated on these morons for years by now strike force five only made it so much worse so here have a meme STRIKE FORCE EIGHT STRIKE FORCE EIGHT STRIKE FORCE EI-- Fallon is and always will be the butt of the joke these are my favorite templates to do things like this with john oliver conan o'brien jimmy kimmel stephen colbert Jon Stewart Craig Ferguson seth meyers jimmy fallon late night

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stalebagels

1 year ago

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

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real me through the entirety of my hs years when friends of mine had pregnancy scares every three days and I thought “y'know maybe not wanting to bone isn't so bad” asexual asexuality this is not a meme or lnh related i just felt very vindicated by this post

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stalebagels

1 year ago

John's worst nightmare; strike force wives is back on the pod boys

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ITS BACK I cant wait!!! this post was made by Lightning Strike Gang jimmy kimmel john oliver seth meyers stephen colbert jimmy fallon jimmy kimmel live last week tonight late night with seth meyers the late show the late show with stephen colbert the tonight show The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon late night strike force five

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