Pittsie Rolls Out The Dough So Precisely That You Could Think He Was About To Get Out Measuring Tape,

pittsie rolls out the dough so precisely that you could think he was about to get out measuring tape, protesting loudly when knox steals some of it and eats it just like that. charlie laughs and nudges pittsie in the side- chill out, bro- before messily cutting out stars with the cookie cutters. cameron chides him for making them look all wonky, and neil laughs, yeah charlie, try again. todd smiles up at him. his stars are shaped perfectly, and neil presses a kiss to the top of his head as todd focuses so hard on every cookie. pittsie rolls his eyes and mimes throwing up into the bowl with the icing, making meeks laugh where he is sitting on the kitchen counter, legs swinging. knox puts too many sprinkles on the cookies and cameron tells a story they all know, but they still laugh. meeks sets the oven temperature too high and blames charlie for distracting him by throwing out random numbers. knox feeds pittsie some of the icing, pittsie pretends to swoon and acts as coy as possible. todd laughs, and charlie grins at him, finally got you out your shell, have we? the kitchen smells sweet.

for an au i'm cooking in my brain oven

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

you HAVE to be kidding me. if this gets any worse i will throw a fucking neil perry right here in this spot (/j)

i love writing bad poetry, it makes me so fucking happy to be able to do something and say wow it's shit and still love it with all my heart

i know absolutely nothing about umbrella academy and i have not watched a single episode of it in my entire, but in the last few days i have been EATING UP all the criticism of the last season.