The Critterrrrr

the critterrrrr

Boyfriend broke his butt.

Why is this lowkey funny though

Oh my god guys

I found an unfinished Kickin x Kickin lazy oneshot I made

“Hey what’s up good lookin~?” he held a mirror to his face as he winked at it. Bubba stood behind him and watched in horror.

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“I genuinely think that Kickin needs medical help.” Bubba sat on a couch, talking to the camera in mockumentary manner

“He’s too into himself that it’s getting concerning… I am actually worried” He stared at the screen with a deadpan expression

“… Okay I don’t actually, but still—“

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“Kickin!” Hoppy yelled out his name. He was ignoring the rabbit, entirely focusing on the mirror, he looked at himself lovingly while kicking his feet in the air

“KICKIN!” She continued to scream for the chicken who still kept his attention on his reflection.

“KICKIN I’M STUCK, PLEASE LET ME OUT—“ She was trapped in a well that she accidentally fell inside from, pleading Kickin and begging him to get her out of there.

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“I was stuck in there for 4 hours… FOUR HOURS!” She angrily yelled to the screen “AND KICKIN WAS THERE FOR MOST OF IT, LOOKING AT HIS DUMB MIRROR”

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“Yeah uh… Kickin’s been like that for a while—…” Dogday fidgets on the couch, nervously laughing as he scratched the back of his head.

“To be honest I uhm… I don’t know exactly how to feel about it- On one hand I’m glad he’s practicing self-love!… Though on the other… uh……”

Idfk what this was

Worse is check out what I named it

Wth was I on

AYE AYE AYE, BRING HER BACK, SHE ISN’T DONE YET

Dumbass

Saw everyone making a critter sona and wanted to join

What if I said I giggled and kicked my feet

*Throws a surprise DozySpirit oneshot made in the middle of the night on you and skeddadles*

Flash stared at the ceiling, fully awake. He couldn’t sleep. He didn’t know why, he was exhausted and desperately just wanted to doze off but his brain wouldn’t let him. He let out frustrated groans and sat up as he started putting on his bracelets and kneepads.

He storms out of his house while tying his hair, maybe a late night run can help tire him out. The bird started to stroll through the area, the wind brushing through his feathers, the quiet humming of the grass. This was calming…

During his little jog, he spotted a familiar purple at the corner of his eye. He stops in his tracks and takes a step back, squinting to see if he saw properly.

Standing there at the hill was a slouching elephant, simply looking up at the sky. Out of curiosity, the green bird sneaks behind him before tapping his shoulder and quickly dashing to the other side.

The elephant looks behind him, question marks appearing on his mask’s eyes. He stares into the darkness for a bit before looking back and flinching at the sudden appearance of his green friend.

“Hi Tusk~!” he tilted his head as he pulled a mischievous smile “oh… flashy…” Tusker gave a small smile in response.

“What’re you doing here?” Flash paced around the elephant, he couldn’t stand still for the life of him “…i come here… to stargaze… sometimes…” he replied in his usual slow and quiet voice.

“…what are… you doing… awake… at this time…?” Tusker asked which made Flash freeze “… I couldn’t sleep-“ he answered, chuckling nervously. The elephant just stared at him with his tired eyes, slowly blinking.

“So I thought about taking a midnight jog to tire me out!… So far it hasn’t worked.” He felt his brow twitch “… oh…” awkward silence fell on the both of them.

“Well I’ll get going, still gotta get my brain to sleep!” Flash started to run off but felt something grab his wing as he got pulled back. He turned around, looking up at his gigantic friend.

“… i can… help you sleep…” he told the smaller one who stared at him for a second

He shook off the small blush on his face “Oh nah it’s all good, I can handle it—“ he felt the grip on his wing get tighter.

“… i insist…” he said in a slightly more demanding tone as he made eye contact with the other. Flash was caught off guard for a bit before nodding “Okay… Well since you offered-“

“You know, Tusker. When you said you’d help me sleep, I didn’t expect it to be this” Flash said while laying on Tusker who had his arms around him, a bit embarrassed.

“…boss said… i have a… relaxing presence… and soft… easy to sleep… with” Tusker said, snuggling closer to Flash.

Despite the bird wanting to say that it doesn’t exactly apply here. It did feel oddly relaxing. Tusker felt warm and his smell was soothing, paired with his big huggable body he was like a big pillow.

He could feel his eyelids actually volunteering to close by itself. He closes his eyes, holding one of the elephant’s arms closer as he rested his head on him, slowly falling asleep…

Tusker’s ears picks up on the bird’s small snoring. After looking at him closer to see if he had fully went to sleep, he picks him up and started walking to Flash’s house.

The elephant held him close as he traversed through the darkness, ignoring the mind games the brain was putting on him.

He entered the house, making sure to avoid hitting his head on the doorframe as he made his way to Flash’s room. He carefully opened the door and made his way to the bed.

He slowly placed him down. Flash was still asleep, Tusker stared at him for a bit before leaning down to give him a pat on the head.

“… good night flashy…” he whispered before walking out of the room, making as little noise as possible.

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(