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Kickin/Bubba/Bobby/Crafty/DogDay/CatNap/Picky/Hoppy
"Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?"
"Y-you were putting it in COLD water?????"
"Kickin. Answer the question Kickin."
"Yeah??? I thought for like, 5 years that Critters just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason."
"You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???"
"Why are you. Putting it in the microwave. To boil it?"
"Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove??"
"It takes less than a minute!"
"Honey Bun, is your stovetop powered by the FuCkInG sUn?!?!"
"How long does it take you guys to boil a cup of water on the stove?!"
"Like 7 minutes!!"
"Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in like, 2 minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan."
*crying* "You're putting the whole mug on the stove???? On medium heat???? Your stove is enchanted."
"Every single Critter in this friendship is a fucking lunatic."
"Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!?!"
This is so the smiling critters-
Random Headcanon(TW slightly suggestive)
Crafty and CatNap definitely have tea together. Complete with pastries like cookies, cupcakes, cake. And they definitely have the best gossip/ out of pocket conversations.
"Have you and Bobby gone farther than hand holding?"
"Does @#&_$ count as farther?"
*Chokes*
"Bubba tells me I shouldn't be so dirty minded, so I told him, "Then what are you doing with all those books on egg laying in the back of your bookshelf?"
*chuckles* "Hypocrite much?"
*Bursts in CatNap's living room* "I just met the most vile Karen in the art store in town and you would not believe what happened in the end!!"
"I'll get the tea, you get the snacks!"
They now have names!!!!!
Made designs of the chicks that @blues-of-randomness drew in our Whiteboard roleplay. I haven't named them yet. Art on the left by me, art on the right by Blues-of-randomness.
For Pride, I decided to do a 4 or 5 part special with the Critters having a Pride Party.
This chapter is about FastFood ⚡🍎
My favorite roleplay I did with @blues-of-randomness was the one where Kickin was very broody(I can't remember which one it was)
And with the into the Kickinverse Whiteboard, I decided to contribute a Kickin.
Broodin was left at a breeding facility at a young age because his parents weren't able to take care of him anymore. When he was 15, he laid his first eggs, but they didn't hatch because of how young he was. He laid his second batch of eggs at 17, but his "mate" crushed them, saying Broodin wasn't worthy of being a parent.
At 20, the facility was shutdown by authorities and Broodin was placed in a mental institute where he was assigned to Dr. Blue, who gave him plastic eggs to cope.
Feel free to submit asks about him, as I'm still developing him.
An idea I've had all day is Bubba asking the others why he's not the leader and it goes something like this:
Crafty: He's strong.
Bubba: most of my body mass is muscle
Hoppy: he's kind and always knows what to do.
Bubba: I'm kind and always know, what to do.
Kickin: he's entertaining.
Bubba: what's that supposed to mean?
Dogday: Guys, let's not start a fight
KickinChickin: Oh y’know~
Bubba: …elaborate, d e a r.
Dogday: guys-
KickinChickin: Wanna prove me wrong…big guy~?
Bubba: …excuse me, everyone it appears someone needs a reminder of who he belongs to 
KickinChickin, getting dragged away by Bubba: Hell yeah! Carol get the wheelchair!
Carol, who just wanted to drink her 3rd coffee in peace: *sigh*…God damn it
Quick Recap of egg whiteboard I did with @blues-of-randomness
Recap part 2 ⚠️Blood and Miscarriage⚠️
Another chapter to the one shots! Have some StarStudent!
Broodin AU Bubba went through a lot of changes, but I think I'm happy with the final product.
⚠️Warning⚠️ Mentions of SA! I'll do my best to keep it brief.
Dr. Blue is a S.A.F.E (S#xual A&sault Forensic Examiner) who was assigned to observe Broodin's behavior for the psychologist and his physical health.
Because of how Broodin was brought up, he finds genuine niceness from Dr. Blue is surprising, and wants to take him for a mate. But since Broodin is his patient, he refuses. But...maybe the feelings aren't one sided. And Carol ( @awakentrashpanda ) teases him about it.
WimpinChicken: Dumbba, your hoof is on my butt.
Dumbba Dumbbaphant: Oh, sorry! It was an accident.
......
It's still on my butt.
It's still an accident!
SMILING CRITTER QUOTES! (LANGUAGE WARNING!)
Bobby, DogDay, Kickin, Hoppy, Crafty, Bubba, CatNap, Picky
"Okay, we gon' need some DW-40, and I need a 40 piece toolbox! I can get this b!tch open in about 10 to 15 mins, I need y'all to back the f!ck up, and give me some space!"
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"Wait a minute, who the f!ck did you have in here? Why does this- Why is your desk messy like this?"
"........"
"AND WHY IS IT COVERED IN YELLOW FEATHERS AND SMELLS LIKE YLANG-YLANG!? WHO THE F!CK DID YOU HAVE IN HERE!?"
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"WHO DID YOU HAVE ON YOUR DESK?!?!?"
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"I GOT A HEADACHE, AND I'M COCKEYED, AND I CAN SEE FOUR THINGS AT ONCE!!"
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"I'M GONNA HAVE CARPET BURN ON MY REDACTED! STOP RUNNING ME OVER!!"
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"Don't point that gun in my face!"
"........"
"Are you LGB, cuz your gun pink~"
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"WHO THE F!CK F!CKED UP THEIR HOUSE LIKE THIS, GOOD GOD!"
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"Oh God, I'M SCARED! Okay, I'm about to do it. I'm doing it, f!ck it! I'M GOING ALL THE WAY, SHUT UP!"
New Chapter Up!
Kickin wants Bubba in a nest with him, Bubba wants to know the reason.
A VERY NEEDED redesign of Broodin Kickin from my StarStudent AU.
My favorite scene in Smiling Critters Bloopers
(The original animation is from INUbis on YouTube )
Part2
