Cant Wait For 2023 Because Its 50/50 Whether Alonso Crushes Lance Stroll Like A Bug And Makes Him Quit

Can’t wait for 2023 because it’s 50/50 whether Alonso crushes Lance Stroll like a bug and makes him quit F1 to bring out a mediocre skincare line, OR Stroll is perfectly impervious through sheer blissful ignorance and Alonso melts like a waxwork under the reflected beam of his own 4D psychic manipulation

there’s avatar and then there’s the blue people movie

Much like Psyduck, I too explode under stress

i love watching figure skating bc I really don’t know much abt it so I’ll watch a routine and be like “oh that was lovely” and then mr commentator man comes in calling it “lackluster to put it in a nice way” like OKAY

Character in a series: *starts getting a suspicious amount of character development, more screen time, and becomes a major focus in one story*

Me: Oh good, I was looking forward to getting to know more about this character! I can’t wait to see where they take thi-

The same character in a series: *dies*

Me: