Currently Watching Children Of The Corn I AM WAITING FOR BURT AND VICKY TO KICK MALACHAIS ASS

Currently watching children of the corn I AM WAITING FOR BURT AND VICKY TO KICK MALACHAIS ASS

Also kinda unrelated but since I've been so hyper fixated on tcm I cant help but think of Leland anytime burt hops on screen I mean seriously were all the guys just like that back then I'm talking the blue button up TUCKED INTO THE DARK BLUE JEANS WITH THE BOOTS AND THE SHAGGY LIGHT BROWN HAIR not to mention burt it's just KICKING THESE KIDS ASS

I've got another question for the tcm fans cause it's been bugging me recently so on family house fusebox can spawn in 3 places upstairs 1 is in the room on the back staircase next to side garden 2 is in hitchhikers room and 3 is in the very middle behind or infront of a crawlspace (and by crawlspace I mean the hole in the wall idk what to call it) and I had a match once that made me absolutely loose my shit because I got so mad because I was playing johnny and I had a hitchhiker and a sissy on my team all was going well until I went upstairs to see where fuse box was and it spawned behind the crawlspace so I went around to get to it since it had already been opened but the problem was THERE WAS A BARRICADE IN THE WAY AND WE DIDN'T HAVE A LEATHERFACE (and I couldn't communicate with sissy and hitchhiker to go upstairs because I cant use comms) so I'm losing my mind upstairs because I can't get to the fuse box since you can only get there through the crawlspaces and the barricade JOHNNY CANT DO THAT SHIT MY BOY WAS NOT BUILT FOR CRAWLSPACES AND BARRICADES😭 and the worst part was LELAND WAS UP THERE THAT MF DID THE FUSE BOX RIGHT INFRONT OF ME I HAD TO WATCH THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE WALL THAT I COULDN'T FIT TTTTTHHHHHRRRRROOOOOOOUUUUUUUUGGGGGGG long story short I lost my shit ended up having to body block the basement exit😋 then proceeded to befriend ana and julie after all the other victims escaped while I was body blocking and sissy and hitchhiker dc'd so THAT WAS FUN and now I always have to play hitchhiker or sissy on family house cause uh I can't have that happen again please tell me I'm not the only one who had suffered this experience

ANOTHER TCM VENT POST

Why do I see people shipping hands and johnny whyyyyyyy why do I see people shipping hands and sissy WHY DO I SEE PEOPLE SHIPPING FAMILY X FAMILY IN THE NAME THEY ARE LITERALLY SEEN AS FAMILY

I understand headcanons BUT NOT INCESTUAL ONES JUST WHY DO I SEE PEOPLE SHIP FAMILY X FAMILY WHAT IS EVEN REMOTELY SHIPABLE ABOUT THAT right now I'm just seeing alot of people shipping hands with family members and I'm just kinda sick of it i get it's a game but still FAMILY X FAMILY IS SICK AND WRONG(yes I know the whole game is sick and wrong I know okay but still there are boundaries and yes I am aware Johnny isn't blood related but still WEIRD AF)

Ok so here’s a fun lil tcm hc exercise:

How do the sawyers/slaughter like their pizza?

It’s based off this thing I saw that sometimes they order pizza when cook is too tired to cook meat

Here’s my personal hc for this:

Hitchhiker + Chop Top: I feel like they either just like plain cheese or the weirdest shit on theirs: gummies, skittles, smarties, etc. Or like tuna, or pineapple. (Or I feel like they peel off the cheese and just eat it with the dough and sauce because they’re weird like that)

Johnny: Pepperoni (idk why, gut feeling)

Sissy: Cheese or Only eats the crust

Cook: Doesn’t have a preference, as long as it’s not one of the twins abominations

Bubba: Anything with meat on it or just plain cheese

Nancy: Also, doesn’t have a preference

What’s your hc for this?

I agree the twins definitely make the most atrocious things ever with food I'm talking sour candy with mozzy sticks I'm talking airheads with spaghetti they get real creative in the kitchen I also agree with the cook and Nancy not really having a preference I'm sorry they just seem kinda boring like that and I get the feeling johnny would like pepperoni too and I also pretty much agree with sissy and bubba too it's like you took the thoughts right out my brain☆

Idk but I kinda get girl dad vibes from Chop Top. The type that goes 100x harder than he probably needs to for everything she does.

YASSSSSSSSS nobody can convince me that chop top would not be the most chaotic dad ever and hes be that cool dad everyone wants to be friends with AND IM HERE FOR IT

YAYYY okay sorry I didn't see your comment until now after I just got done editing my post a bit more I didn't notice the scar until now so scratch that face scar comment I made but other than that and the few holes in the shirt I think your johnny cosplay is pretty set (oh and I saw your comment on one of my older post from Halloween and thank you so much sadly I dont have the long beautiful hair I had before since my dumbass decided to chop it off so now I look like leon Kennedy but it'll grow back so 🤷‍♀️

And here are some stupid ass photos I took of myself afterwards cause I felt like an absolute goofer XD make fun of me if you'd like I now it looks like shit♡

Hey sky, I did a closet cosplay of Johnny-

(If you haven’t seen it here is the link: https://www.tumblr.com/urlocalnonbinarybastard/743702460719366144/february-closet-cosplay-15-johnny-from-tcm-video)

But any thoughts????

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆I SAW IT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆and my thoughts other than the fact it looks badass is mabey adding a few holes in the shirt and If you really wanna go all out with it I think you should get some makeup and try and add some scars covering the arms and the scar on his face