DO NOT DO IT DO NOT DO IT DO NOT DO IT! DO NOT DO IT DO NOT DO IT DO NOT DO IT DO NOT DO IT DO NOT DO

DO NOT DO IT DO NOT DO IT DO NOT DO IT! DO NOT DO IT DO NOT DO IT DO NOT DO IT DO NOT DO IT DO NOT DO IT DO NOT DO IT! DON’T YOU DARE! HE DOESN’T DESERVE SUCH CRUELTY

Bonking Mimic with that metal pole 😇

NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT! NO! DON'T DO IT!

Love the one about dad jokes; it’s hilarious X)

Also, their different ideal date locations are amazing, love those, too!

Deathhh stuff I want

Death is trying to get Maxxx on Haunted Mansion during a Disney World trip, Maxxx is trying to ride It's a Small World over and over.

Maxxx listening to Pump Quinn talking about some random facts while Maxxx is working on a machine that can hypnotize people or something like that.

Maxxx really likes sending Death optical illusions.

Maxxx goes on a conspiracy rant about how time is an illusion, about 30 seconds after Death has woken up.

Goes to the beach in matching Hawaiian t-shirts.

The second someone teaches Maxxx about dad jokes, he starts using them to the point Death wanted to break up for a small time.

Death picking the date location: any fancy place, thosse boats that people had dates on, maybe the beach

Maxxx picking the date location: Chuck E. Cheese, some random alleyway, maybe the beach

Death never takes Maxxx or Pump Quinn to a candy store or they will beg for candy.

Somehow, every time Maxxx and Death go on a ferris wheel it seems to keep getting stuck at the top for "no" reason.

Maxxx likes showing off their new inventions (I hc Maxxx having some mad scientist abilities) to Death before he uses them.

Maxxx also likes showing off their collections of little trinkets.

Sometimes Death will go out to a thrift shop to get Maxxx a trinket or two.

Death tries his best to help Maxxx during their existential crisises (mainly caused when Maxxx is unsure about if he can be considered a person with independent taughts or not).

Death has remembered everyone of Maxxx's friends though all the various times Maxxx would bring their "friends" along during the frist few dates.

Death also tries to help Maxxx make sure the difference between laughing and screaming.

Death and Pump Quinn are the only two people in the universe that he will allow to touch his head.

Death and Maxxx both like fashion and do have plans to go to a fashion show with Pump Quinn.

Maxxx will never say a word to most people, but he will talk their head off to Death and Pump Quinn.

A few random HaND quotes

- Wooow, you're looking down in the dumps! have you just seen you paycheck or something?

- I see dead people

I've updated my list of issues with you:

*Disapproval of objectives

*Contempt toward the company's ethics

*Supercalorificbluecheese

- I_ c a n ' t_ w a i t_ t o_ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ b e c a u s e_ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ h e e_ h e e

-Yes, I know. Everyone does.

-Their screams of pain are interferring with the telephones.

- TAKE ME FURIOUSLY. PLEASE. THANK YOU.

- For the last time, I do not eat my employees.

- H a l l o_ es ist Zeit _ g l ü c k l i c h _ z u _ s e i n

- || YOU || m a k e_ a b s o l u t e l y_no_ s e n s e

Life sketch

it goes without saying i’m solely dependent on the medallion

I've finally done it!

I've been on a quest for the past month or so to make candy that looks like energon cubes, and I've finally made a batch that I think fits the bill!

These candies are a traditional Japanese candy called kohakutou, which have a crunchy crystal-like exterior covering a jelly-like interior. I thought they would be perfect for my energy cube project lol

They're strawberry flavor btw