Who Says Fetch And Who Doesnt - The Obey Me Brothers

who says fetch and who doesn’t - the obey me brothers

lucifer : said it once only to make levi happy but don’t expect him to do it again

mammon : also did it to make levi happy . now says it occasionally

levi : says it all the time, trying to make it popular. caught asmo saying it

satan : definitely did not say it , will not say it , won’t ever say it so do not ask him

asmo : wasn’t gonna say it but then levi caught him saying it so now he says ( secretly likes saying it as well )

beel : confused but says it . he’s just happy to go with the flow

belphie : says it to annoy lucifer

Solomon watches fondly from a distance, as you attempt to stop Mammon and Leviathan's bickering, before a bittersweet smile graces his features. You were so amazing, seamlessly fitting into the Devildom of the past and helping the brothers adjust to their new home with ease.

And he hates it.

It hurts him.

He knows that he never had a stand against all the demon brothers, who could give you the happiness he would be unable to. You considered them your closest loved ones, and would die for them.

He's content, really, with just being by your side.

Oh, but hardly does the solemn sorcerer know, you have been whipped for him ever since he gave you that shady little smile the first time you met at RAD. It was like a little adventure for you; the more people warned you about Solomon, the more insistent the urge to pursue him became.

It was almost as if the longer you watched him, the deeper you fell in love. You could almost see the knowledge of all humanity swimming in those eyes, and yet, sometimes even after that there would be a twinkling curiosity; how could someone who knew so much still yearn to know more?

How could his eyes be as warm as the earth and cool as the ocean at the same time?

You are aware of how Solomon thinks of himself in your eyes; that he doesn't deserve your company, and that he's okay with it.

And that makes you so angry.

You don't know if you want to put the fight back into Solomon; you've seen rare instances where a darkness would flicker behind his eyes, but never directed at you. It both excites and terrifies you.

Solomon enjoys this little charade— pretending you two are married and he relishes in the little shopping trips you two go on, letting his hands brush over yours as you examine a goblin-shaped ceramic mug.

You think you enjoy this even more than he does. It's exhilarating, having an almost-domestic life with him in secret. Solomon, the magic househusband; it sounds more than perfect, and you're thrilled to tell him another secret that he doesn't know yet.

"Let's get married." You fix your gaze on Solomon's hand, imagining what it would be like to slip a ring onto his finger.

A lack of response from the sorcerer makes you look up.

His face is contorted strangely— as if he's blinking back tears and deciding between a frown and a smile. "MC, do not say such things."

Disheartened, you whine. "Why not?"

"You don't understand, we can't get married." Solomon looks like he wants to say something else, but refrains from speaking.

You know what he's thinking. It's not that he doesn't want to, but there's something else stopping him. "Yes we can. We're both human, and we've known each other long enough. And if it wasn't clear before, I am in love with you. Extremely."

"MC…"

"You want this too, don't you Solomon? Why do you hesitate? Do you not feel the same way about me?"

"No!" Solomon interrupts, eyes widening. You can see the sorcerer tearing up, eyes lined with red. "It's not that, it's just…"

You hold both of his hands in yours. "Tell me."

"I wouldn't be able to bear it…I've wanted you for so long it hurts, and I wouldn't be able to stand it when you continue to age and then-"

"Solomon, I'm immortal now."

The sorcerer gives a bitter, cynical laugh. "Please do not toy with my feelings like this, MC." However, he feels something stir within his chest as you continue to look him in the eye, unwavering in your movements.

"Thirteen owed me a favour."

A sob rips itself from Solomon's throat. He doesn't know if it's out of joy, or horror.

What have you done?

You seem to read his mind, because you hold his face in your hands to prevent him from spiraling any further. "I will not outlive my loved ones, especially when my loved ones will live as long as me. I want to stay by your side, Solomon."

And for the first time in centuries, Solomon cries.

Hihi! For the kink game who do you think would have a thing for anal?

anal

a/n: imo all brothers would be into anal because that would depend on your own preferences and your own bodies. but these hcs are catered towards a female who would not usually do anal or is doing it for the first time.

tags: implied female reader, minors do not interact!

beelzebub is especially into anal. he loves ass. he loves grabbing it. he loves kissing it. he loves biting it. even in a casual setting, his hands will almost always find their way to your butt to grab it and squeeze it as a reminder that your pretty ass is all his. so he is super into it when you let him fuck your ass hole. the way your soft, pretty ass cheeks press against his cock as he pushes in, and the way he can keep his hands and eyes on them the entire time....it has him cumming in seconds.

i feel like lucifer would be into anal but would use it as a punishment. he prefers to use your other holes for pleasure, or for making love with you. but there’s something about your ass hole that intrigues him. he constantly wonders how it would feel to bury himself in there. would it be tighter? would it be warmer? would your moans be louder? would it hurt you more? the need to find out these things grows and what better way would there be to take your asshole’s virginity other than as a punishment?

barbatos is massively into anal too, but for him, it’s more appropriate to refer to it as double penetration. the though doesn’t cross him until he’s fucking you balls deep in your other hole(s) and you’re still begging for more. so his slimy tail finds it’s way between your ass cheeks and prods your hole, intently watching your reaction as he pushes his tail into your asshole. the way you gasp and roll your eyes back is enough to tell him you want it as much as he does.

“ Levi got annoyed and Satan threw the microwave at Lucifer.”

the accuracy 😭😭😭

The brothers and the Human Realm

a/n: so ik ‘jealous much’ won the poll but it’s still not done yet so have this instead!

context: a part of me still finds lessons 40-43 funny because the brothers have never really been to the human world that much, and they don’t really know how certain things work. Take the slow cooker and ice cream truck for example. So these are little headcanons I have for when all of y’all are together in the beginning of their stay in the human realm.

enjoy <3 , also these are in no specific order

you all are hopeless…

Solomon and MC would so fuck with the brothers while being in the human realm.

For example they’d take Lucifer to the shadiest mexican restaurant possible then after they finished eating they would tell the waiters it was Lucifer’s birthday and watch the Avatar of Pride sit there with a big ass sombrero on his head as they sang happy birthday to him.

MC later took a picture and sent it to Diavolo who then made it his lock screen.

Satan and Belphie tried to electrocute Lucifer by throwing a toaster in the bathroom while he was in the middle of a shower. This happened after the fact you told them not to put water on the toaster because it could electrocute someone. 

Beel ate an entire bottle of ibuprofen liquid gels because he thought they were hard gummies.

Beel also ate the food and cake shaped wax candle melts you had bought for Asmo as a gift

Beel lastly ate your whole brand new container of melatonin and it knocked him out for 15 hours straight. Needless to say Lucifer was very concerned for his wellbeing, and Belphie soon questioned if you had anymore.

Belphie and his brothers were never taught stranger danger, because who in their right mind would be a danger to them in the Devildom?

So after you had explained to him what an ice cream truck was he vowed to go to one with you.

However when a creepy old man in a white van offers him candy he believes it to be the same as the ice cream truck so he gets in the van.

When the brothers relay this information to you, you begin to lose your shit explaining how that was not in fact an ice cream truck he got into but instead a kidnapper van.

The brothers don’t know how to eat certain human world foods.

Such as a banana, watermelon, mango, pineapple, kiwi, avocado, cherry, dragon fruit, papaya, onion, etc.

So when you first buy one from the grocery store and leave it out before cutting it they automatically think it’s some weird shaped human food and bite into it eating the skin or seeds and all.

After they tell you about the weird but delicious taste of it you ask if they cut it or spit out the seeds before eating it, and when they reply with a puzzled look and a no your heart drops.

Thank god they’re demons. You then proceed to buy the same thing again this time cutting it up in front of them so they know what parts to eat of certain things.

Expanding on the cherry part, did y’all’s parents ever tell you not to swallow watermelon or cherry seeds because if you did a cherry tree or whole watermelon would then grow in your stomach??

I know mine and some of my friends parents would tell us that when I was younger to make sure we didn’t swallow any seeds.

If they didn’t then oh well, anyway…

Continuing with Solomon being an ass, he would so tell something like that to the brothers. If he happened to see Beel swallow a cherry whole he would then proceeded to tell Lucifer not to let him do that.

And when the oldest asks why Solomon would then go onto explain that if he swallows cherry pit then a cherry tree will then grow inside his stomach.

Of course this freaked out Lucifer so for the next hour he tried getting Beel to spit out all the cherries he ate.

You would have to organize their fridge and pantry in the new house because they don’t know which human world foods need to be refrigerated or not.

After you arrive at the house you spent a good three hours explaining to them not everything can go in the pantry because some of it will spoil after you open it.

Then you proceed to gag when you pulled out an expired chunky milk container from the pantry.

They find the concept of drive thru or fast food places astonishing. The fact that you can just order wait in a line for a few minutes in your car then get your food is crazy. They do however all panic though when you get to the front and they don’t know what to order off the menu.

Car washes are also something they found themselves favoring. You would turn up the music as you slowly pulled in and joked by telling the brothers you were going on a ride of sorts.

Which in turn shocked you when they did believed you as the car wash stared. Each of them were staring out the windows with starry eyes as different colors of soap were thrown on your car.

You laughed to yourself as they all admired the way the soap blended together, Asmo and Mammon found themselves taking pictures of the whole thing. While Belphie was telling Beel how this looked like a starry sky.

And Levi went on to tell Satan how this reminded him of an anime scene. Lucifer also found himself sitting quietly in the passenger seat enjoying it too. (Lucifer is a certified passenger princess, fight me on that)

Each brother questioned you on how this was possible and you replied with smile. After the car wash was over and you drove through the dryers they all asked if you could do that again, to which you replied smiling “maybe some other time”.

Lucifer watered the fake succulents and plants you put around the house for two weeks straight until you said something.

They love watching true crime documentary’s to the point you’d have to physically pull them away from the tv.

It happened one afternoon while a few of them were relaxing in the living room and you were looking for a channel to watch.

Deciding there was nothing interesting on you put on an old true crime documentary and began watching it. As the brothers heard the story of the crime from the tv they each became immersed in it.

Telling you things such as “how could humans do that to each other?” or “wow humans are more brutal than we thought” or even adding in their own comments on how they could have made the crime worse.

It became a guessing game between all of them to figure out who killed who during each episode you watched.

Much to everyone dismayed Satan was the one who won every time.

Meanwhile while they were all immersed in the tv you noticed Lucifer standing behind you, arms crossed also watching tv. You told him to sit down and watch with all of you but he denied, claiming he wasn’t really interested in stuff like this anyway.

Yet he never moved from that same spot each episode.

Each of the brothers have made something explode in the microwave.

Lucifer stained it red when he went to reheat pasta, but he put it in for to long and it exploded. Mammon overfilled his ramen thus causing it to leak then explode.

Satan and Levi also happened to be reheating takeout at the same time, but both of the containers were styrofoam and exploded. Levi got annoyed and Satan threw the microwave at Lucifer.

Asmo put some skincare product in there because he found something online about a certain hack, and it exploded causing the microwave to smell like burnt strawberries.

Beel put too much food in the microwave causing it to all melt together then explode.

Belphie put a coffee in there to reheat and it exploded, but he was too lazy to clean it up so he just left it. Lucifer was then next to use the microwave and got coffee all over him.

You made all seven of them watch the entire twilight series as a joke but ironically they all actually enjoyed it.

Satan even went out and bought the books, and finished all of them in about 2 hours

Bonus

Solomon distracted Diavolo for 3 hours straight by making him watch 5 minute craft videos.

Diavolo then proceeded to break things to try these said crafts which caused Barbatos to have a meltdown.

Barbatos destroyed an entire sidewalk because he saw two rats run across it into the sewer.

☆⠀─── HONEY TRAP⠀ 〳〳⠀ LUCIFER

( ☆ ) — synopsis : you decided to download a sugar baby app, swearing to yourself it was just to get you through money wise. until what you believed was a scammer just using Lucifers pictures turns into something a little different, with a real proposition.

( ☆ ) — word count : 2k+

( ☆ ) — warnings : f!reader, sugar baby ish, talk of baby trapping, creampie, slight nipple play, squirting, mating press, dumbification, dacryphilia

going insane bc I woke up at 4 am with the need to write this I feel like I was momentarily possessed also sorry if there's errors but I'm eepy n don't wanna fix it <33333

Your mouth went dry initially, seeing the notification pop up on your lock screen.

You had downloaded sugardevil in a moment of desperation, a stress spiral caused by the heavy strain of your schedule here in the devildom. Working and keeping up with the brutal coursework had you on the verge of tears but it had seemed like a real solution.

There had to be at least some demons here with a thing for humans, you thought you could use that to your advantage. Though after getting nothing but spam dms you'd abandoned the app, accepting that your personal funds would be tight for the year along with your sanity.

That first notification had changed things, you nearly choked seeing Lucifer's picture attached to the profile that messaged you. Surely it was a scammer, just someone using his pictures to trick other girls so you hadn't taken it seriously at first. Instead you played along, flirting and messaging every day for weeks, it was a little thrilling thinking you'd catch this demon in the act of impersonation. Never once had you considered it was really him, because what would he be doing on a sugar baby app?

Until tonight, noticing Lucifer type something out and watching in disbelief as your phone lit up against the living room coffee table.

No way.

You kept your movements casual as you reached for your phone, but his eyes burnt a hole through you the entire time. Swiping it open you could see the little dots dancing in the corner, but refused to look up at him.

It's not him. You're being paranoid and weird-

The message nearly made you choke, head snapping up at his bemused smile while the contents of it bounced around in your head.

Why don't we go for a little date right now?

"There's something I wanted to discuss with you, in my study if you're not busy?" He asked.

Your movements were jerky, nervous, as you rose to follow him through the hallways and to his study. All those things you'd said ran at light speed through your mind, as well as the night you'd masturbated to the thought of it really being him.

Fingers desperately circling your clit while you pictured him doing it instead. Would he do it quickly, getting you to cum fast and sloppy for him or would he torture you a little? Getting you right up to the edge only to snatch you back? What would it feel like to have those delicately firm fingers stretching out your pussy, forcing your thighs apart. You'd cum harder that night than any previous time, though you'd curled your blankets around you as hot shame rushed beneath your skin and you struggled to get any sleep.

It was easy to get carried away in the daydream of it, when you believed there weren't any real stakes, easy to fall a little in love with the Lucifer you created in your head when you felt so unsure around the real one.

Sitting beside him now that searing embarrassment was back and flowing through your veins. He'd just been toying with you, and you struggled to think of any words to say as the silence stretched on and grew heady.

"It was a slight shock to see you on that website." he said. "I'm sure it was just as surprising for you to see me of all demons there as well but-"

"I thought it was someone just using your pictures-" you blurted out.

That seemed to catch him off guard, making you pause in confusion. Had he believed you were really having some secret connection on a sugar baby app? Your toes curled recalling some of the more suggestive conversations with him, and talking about how you truly didn't have to worry about working those crappy odd jobs because he was more than happy to take care of you.

"I see," he cleared his throat, "well, you know it's difficult to find companionship given my... status. I hadn't expected to see you pop up there but I thought we could come to an arrangement if that's what you wish." His words hung awkwardly in the air.

"You meant it?" You said, incredulous. "Not that I'm not interested, I just don't want it to seem like I'm taking advantage or anything." You picked at your nails nervously.

That amused, small smile was back and it struck you how painfully handsome he really was. But it was true, if he were to start meeting all of your financial needs it might seem suspicious to an outsider. You already stayed in the house rent free, attended their prestigious school, and more.

"I can see why you'd worry about that, but what if it was less an arrangement for financial or physical satisfaction and more about you and I?" His hand rested atop your fidgeting one.

"Don't tease me," you awkwardly pouted.

"Did anything I said seem like teasing to you?" His eyes darkened. "I did tell you I'd take care of you."

You averted your eyes, mouth going dry again because you weren't sure how to take this. It was true, over the last few months you'd gotten closer to him in general and had felt your heart doing flips on more than one occasion with him. As perfect as it sounded, being something more with him, you just couldn't help but worry if it started like this.

"I-" you were cut off when his lips met yours with real heat behind the kiss. He's quick to steal the air from your lungs, not giving you a chance to breathe in anything but him- his scent, his lips, his tongue gliding against yours. It makes you dizzy, head spinning as you feel the warm air ghost across your stomach.

In one quick movement dry cotton replaces his lips as your shirt slides up and bunches between your teeth, his voice telling you to bite. You do without thinking, mind reeling as he shifts you onto his lap and his slender fingers ghost up your sides before settling on either side of the cups of your bra. You squeak through the fabric in your mouth as he shifts them, spilling your breasts from their hold.

Your muffled moans ring out as his warm mouth covers your nipple, back arching into his touch as his tongue caresses you and hips shifting to feel his erection pressing against your clothed cunt. One hand comes to squeeze and massage your other breast, thumb and index expertly rolling your other nipple as you whimper.

His mouth shifts attention to the other, letting the balmy air rush against your wet skin. His scarlet eyes look up at you, catching yours closed and he gives a small bite to the sensitive skin to get you to look at him and make you buck your hips harder against him. You feel your panties sticking to you as you move, the shirt clenched between your teeth just as soaked.

Lucifer lets go of your breasts, drawing back to admire how disheveled you look and enjoying the way your hips haven't stopped rutting against his now aching erection. His hands settle against your sides as the shirt drops from your mouth, your eyes glassy and full of lust.

"It wouldn't be so bad, letting me take care of you, now would it?" His rasp makes gooseflesh rise on your arms as a shiver snakes down your spine, twisting along each vertebrate. He's rushing to unbutton his shirt as you blink at him, unable to form words to respond. Before you can he's thrown the shirt haphazardly behind you, guiding you to lay back against the settee with your shirt hiked up above your tits as he unclasps your bra and helps you out of both.

"What do you say?" He teases, pulling your shorts and panties off before gripping the backs of your thighs pushing them up and obscenely enjoying the view of your pussy.

Lucifer wastes no time shimmying his slacks off, repositioning between your thighs while his cock glides through your slick folds and makes your whines pick up again.

"Please-"

"Say yes," he coos, pressing the head of his cock down against your entrance but not giving you even a centimeter. You nod, clearly in an effort to just get him to fuck you already but he's adamant about hearing the word pass from your lips. Your mouth drops open, hands grabbing your legs alongside his now as he pushes into you, the inaudible pop of his tip inside you makes your eyes roll back.

"Yes!" neediness drips from the word and makes Lucifer feel like he could devour you whole. He has to compose himself before his hips push into you, finally, past the tight band of muscle to bury himself inside. You cry out, arms raised and gripping the cushions above your head while he keeps your legs pushed up.

"I can give you anything," he grunts out, feeling your soaked cunt taking shape around him. "Anything you want." Your earlier apprehension has no place at this moment, swept away in a lust drunk haze. All you can do is cry out and whine, beg with teary eyes for more more more as he fucks into you, a brutal pace.

"Maybe even a baby," he's talking through gritted teeth, more to himself than to you. "A whole damn family if that's what it takes." The sound of skin slapping skin punctuates his words, making them buzz in your head and your cunt clenches around him.

"Is that what it'll take? Answer me," His hand grips your jaw and makes the tears pushing against your waterline fall in thick tracks down your face. His rough treatment makes you feel like you're on fire, babbling incoherently and not even understanding what you're saying yes to.

"Anything, everything," his voice cracks as your thigh muscles begin to spasm in his hold. "Promise you'll stay-"

"I promise!" You half sob out as your pussy clamps around him, the pressure almost unbearable, your grip on the cushions now like an iron vice as fluid sprays his abdomen and still his pace doesn't falter.

His body curls over yours, his strokes coming hard and deep as you hiccup and tears continue sliding down your cheeks. Lucifer is fucking you with a purpose, lips crashing against yours as you claw at his shoulders now. The feeling of being locked against you pushes him over the edge, cock throbbing as he pushes messily inside you one last time before thick, creamy spurts of white drown your cunt completely. Your whole body is shuddering in his hold, pussy flexing around him like you're milking him for all he's worth.

You stay like that for a while, him unwilling to pull out and watch his cum drip from you just yet while you steady your breathing and blink the tears from your vision, the world swimming in watercolor. Your hands eventually unclamp from his back, threading through his sweat damp strands gently as he presses a surprisingly chaste kiss to your forehead.

"Did- did you mean it?" You stutter in a nervous whisper, only now recalling bits of what he said. He nods, pushing himself up to look into your eyes.

"As long as you stay here, with me, you'll want for nothing."

"I don't need anything but... but you," your voice cracks on the last word, surprised at how much you mean it. You really had grown feelings for him the last few months, but always held back out of a fear he wouldn't reciprocate for a human.

You don't know how his heart clenches and his throat feels like it might close, he didn't know the exact depth of what you felt but always held a bead of suspicion. Either way, this has been the way to find out but he can already tell that as long as you stay with him, keep your promise, he'll want for nothing, too.

everyday y’all got me pining after simeon and i’m gonna marry him i swear

MC Privileges ~ Royals & Angels Edition + The Old Man

You’re allowed in the meeting rooms with Diavolo during important meetings just to hangout with him. Even if the topics are highly classified. The diplomats always try to fight it, telling Dia that civilians aren’t allowed to be in the meeting room when discussing important political matters, but that doesn’t stop him from keeping you by his side. He even lets you sit in his lap if you want.

Barbatos doesn’t hound you about keeping up on cleaning, his love language is acts of service so he actually loves cleaning your room for you. He washes your bedding often and always leaves hot tea and sweets on your night stand for you with a sweet note for you to see whenever you get home. You’re also the only one who can get him to take breaks without argument.

Simeon won’t hesitate to sin for you. Yes that sounds stupid but hear me out. He is an angel that lives full time in the celestial realm, he’s always at risk of falling just like the brothers once did, but that doesn’t deter him from doing absolutely anything for you. He would do absolutely anything to keep you safe and happy, it doesn’t matter what sin he has to give into, and he’s more than willing to go through the fall for you if he has to.

Luke always gives you the sweetest treats that he bakes. He sees you as a parental figure and just wants you to be proud of him. (don’t tell G*d but Luke would pick you over him any day.) It doesn’t stop at just sweet treats either, he’ll draw you pictures and give you pretty rocks and trinkets he finds like a cute little baby crow.

Solomon actually listens to you. if you tell him not to do something he actually won’t do that thing. (most of the time) Which is a shocker to all parties involved. He also gives you first pick of any souvenirs he gets on his trips, as well as binging back things just for you. He likes to give gifts to help make up for the time that he’s away from you.