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why y’all ain’t tell me about the solomon x lilith theory ?!!!! now i’m overthinking and the more i overthink about it the more it makes sense !!!

finished levi’s birthday event and why is he so cuteeee omg

also THIS ?! DIAVOLO AND LUCIFER

talk about a power dynamic 😭😭😭❤️😏😍 y’all don’t know what i would give just to be sandwiched between those two

can y’all just imagine how weird it was for the brothers when satan just stopped being angry all the time? i can just see them walking on eggshells around and treating him very nicely until one day he’s just like “ y’all …i’m good. y’all can treat me normally” and they all just let out a deep breath

things about nightbringer that doesn’t make sense to me ( i’m only on lesson 6 ? i think 🤔 idk how y’all are on lesson 23 or 54 already teach me your ways i’m struggling 😭)

- luke popping up IMMEDIATELY even though i read somewhere that luke is younger than satan by a thousand years

- diavolo is a built in lie detector but for some reason he doesn’t know that mc isn’t actually a demon

- barbatos not knowing that both mc and solomon are from the future

also a theory : in the opening scene we see that barbatos worked (?) for the last king ( diavolo’s father) and was basically controlling him. what if barbatos was the one who caused the last king to go into slumber so that diavolo could be on the throne ???

okay but like where are my black fic writers / artists for obey me ??? i wanna see black mc w the brothers !! black mc w diavolo and barbatos !! black mc w simeon and solomon !! i wanna see black mc playing a game with luke. where are y’all ??

what are y’all’s favorite stickers that are sent in the chat? i really wanna know if i’m not the only one who has favorites 😫❤️ these are my faves :)

happy pride month to our avatar of pride : Lucifer Morningstar. we all know you want to rail / get railed by Diavolo. stop lying

also happy birthday

mc reads “ if you give a mouse a cookie” to diavolo and he’s just staring at them with HUGE heart eyes but barbatos is in the corner , eyes twitching and he’s about four five seconds from banning diavolo from reading the book ever again

who says fetch and who doesn’t - the obey me brothers

lucifer : said it once only to make levi happy but don’t expect him to do it again

mammon : also did it to make levi happy . now says it occasionally

levi : says it all the time, trying to make it popular. caught asmo saying it

satan : definitely did not say it , will not say it , won’t ever say it so do not ask him

asmo : wasn’t gonna say it but then levi caught him saying it so now he says ( secretly likes saying it as well )

beel : confused but says it . he’s just happy to go with the flow

belphie : says it to annoy lucifer

obey me home screen interactions BUT if you get all three interactions wrong, you get fnaf jump scared by the characters

i know mammon’s birthday was 7 days ago but i’m gonna say this anyways.

i remember playing this game for the first time a year and a half ago. i didn’t expect to fall in love w mammon and now that i realize it , i relate more to mammon than any other character in the game.

i mean i’m the youngest like belphie , vain like asmo , antisocial like levi , sometimes prideful like lucifer , and always hungry like beel ( sorry beel that’s like 85% of your personality i blame the creators) but mammon?

there’s more to mammon that meets the eyes and we all know this. we all know that despite how mammon acts , that he is very loving and sweet and kind and he cares so much for his brothers and for mc and would do anything for him.

but i think know that mammon has depression from bullying from his brothers , trying to stay in good spirits all the time , missing lilith , feeling like a burden , etc

i love him because i know how he feels and i love him because despite what his brothers say and call him : mammon is deserving of love.

so happy birthday mams , you golden starboy. i love you so so so much. i wish i could give you endless hugs and kisses. you deserve the world and more ❤️

who do y’all think mammon would choose if he had to ? mc or his car?

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Hello again obey me fandom, today i offer you my first ever doodles of Mammon!- never had drew him before TTwTT i dont know how to draw his hair yet TmT

If you saw mammon without the orange glass, no you didn’t.

This is a story in a collection I an writing of hurt/comfort oneshots for me to vent and possibly give others the same comfort.

Requests are open, but I might not do them

Comfort

"[Name]! I The Great Mam-"

Mammon stopped in his tracks

"Wait. . . [Name] are. . . are you alright?"

[Name] was sitting in a corner, curled up in a ball, and there were a few tears staining their face. Mammon had just busted into their room, as he does, wanting to hangout with [Name], expecting to see them doing their usual routine. Instead he saw then like this, and didn't really know what had happened.

*[Name] Memory*

[Name] was crying over who knows what, but that was to be expected of an 8 year old for they don't know how to regulate their emotions yet. They're just a kid still learning. Even so they were hidden out of sight so their aunt couldn't see, but even with their attempt at hiding their crying their aunt could still hear. "Stop crying you have no reason to!"

*End of Memory*

"Oh- Hey Mammon. Need anything?" [Name] tried to say in a joyful tone as they quickly wiped their tears, but he had already seen. He slowly walked up to [Name] as to not risk scaring them, while looking for any sign of distress on them from his actions.

When [Name] didn't move away from him he continued until he was just 2 steps infront of them. He slowly raised his arm to partly hold them.

He didn't ask or say anything, if they wanted to talk he'll listen, but otherwise he's cool with just letting them cry into his shoulder for as long as they need.

And now without context: Obey Me!

Ah! Of course the anime protagonist is part of an exchange program. Typical anime plot.

Wait, isn't Lucifer, Diavolo, Beelzebub, and Satan the ruler of Hell just with different names. Wait, where's Stolas? Isn't he also one of the seven princes of hell?

Ok, then Diavolo's goal for this program is to strengthen the relationship between the realms of heaven, hell and our world. Like Charlie Magne's goal for the hotel. Cool

Mammon, more like my man!! But seriously, though, you have some issues with your brothers that need to be fixed.

Moments later: Never mind, they treat you like garbage.

Of course, each lord of hell is associated with the seven deadly sins. Make sense. Side note: the music reminds of the background music of Ever After high.

Wait, another human student but with powers. Why is he more interesting than MC? Fucking how?!? Of course, for the purpose of the game.

Tasks. Right, this does include schoolwork, right? As if online schooling wasn't enough.

One year, that's all they ask. Cool, let's make it last and memorable.

Dorm reminds me of Addams' family manor. Love the exterior design. The interior is even better, holy shit including dragon statues. Ooh, Leviathan, your weeb is showing.

Diavolo has his own castle to live, of course he does.

(To be continued)

Without Context: Obey Me! (Continued)

Mammon's a masochist, same, bitch.

When in hell, demons will tempt a good soul. Right, y'all will lend some power to help, thanks.

Wait! It's a dance off?!? Aww, you can carres them after the "battle" and cute gift exchanges. Intimacy level you say?! Mm, kinky. Lol

"Hey Karasu" ohmygods, you tricked me!

So, I've met all brothers but one, where is he any- oh hi Belphegor. I named my Grimmsnarl pokémon after you.

Aww, edgelord

Anyways, onto my room- Leviathan, wtf? If you want some alone time with me in your room, at least take me to a coffee date first.

Oh my gods, I LOVE how you decorate. Am I allow to come in and swim in your fish tank? 'Cause honestly, I miss the ocean.

I'm an otaku (weeb) too! Nyaa! I have my own manga collection. Akihabara is impressive and one of my tourist destinations, can't visit just though. Honestly, Japan is like a different world from my own since I'm from the states.

The Tale of the Seven Lords. Ohmygods, there's so many parallels, it feels so meta.

You're embarrassed to be associated with me. And you want my help. No way, Mammon really did that to your figurine that you wanted, that's diabolical, no pun intended. Ooh, a pact, what does he want back? His credit card that Lucifer took from him.

Hold up, Lucifer is the oldest but he's treating his brothers like children. That's cute.

Now, I see why everyone treats Mammon like garbage. Still, feel bad for him, though.

Alrighty then, first day, let's do this. Wait, breakfast at a dining hall that looks straight out of a gothic novel with a wicked chandelier. I am lovin' this. Morning demon brothers, Beelzebub, how's your food? You guys have your sibling fight while I enjoy my waffles.

Demons gossiping, no surprise there. Hi, who are you?

Solomon, no comment.

Hi, Luci. Student council takes away any possessions from students that are distracted. Makes sense. Useful information for I am the messenger of a certain demon. Asking for no reason, curiosity kills the cat, you know?

Later that evening: I wish I can decorate my own room like that, it fits with my personal aesthetic. Gloomy with a touch of cottagecore. Leviathan sent me a text. Why the kitchen out of places? Though, cookie dough sounds nice right about now.

Is that you God? it's me Abbey. Oh, Beelzebub, of course you're here. There's no way we're not eating in the morning. YOU ATE EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE!??!

Leviathan, where are- why are you demons not want to associate with me? Yes, Luci said it was frozen. Like froze the account but you think it's in the freezer. Seems stupid.

WTF!?! HE MEANT IT LITERALLY.

Mammon, just the demon we were expecting. Bu-bu-but wait, make a pact if you want Goldie. Yes!! A demon for me to control, I'm lovin this way too much. Oh, the things I can do to you :) ;)

That's right, Mammon is mine to control and my next victim shall be Satan. I want to borrow some your knowledge. Never mind, the avatar of wrath won't be so easy.

On to class, and yes, I agree with you, Diavolo gossiping does make the school environment much more interesting.

Without Context: Obey Me! (Continued)

Previous reactions here and here

Finally! A classroom that’s reminiscent of Defense against the dark arts class. 

Oh, hi and you are? Simeon, an angel? Well, repent my sins and sprinkle holy water on me “cause I have to get  myself one your kind. GUTEN-TAke me 

A chihuahua? As in an obedient little cretin that Simeon brought? Interesting

Lukie wookie, here boy, shake good boy! I can’t you’re so tiny and cute. I don’t care if the big man of upstairs will smite along with Michael, I have the brothers by my side. 

Lucifer, a sadist. yOu dON’t sAy. Seriously, its pretty obvious and why wouldn’t I trust him. Let me guess, daddy issues?

Failing lights amass one hundred sleepless nights And I might be holding on too tight But there is a beast in my heart and he won't let you leave alive

From these noises in the attic Through the static

Luci surprise to see you here? What’s up there? Fine, I’ll head to my room. Seems suspicious.

Mammon spit out what’s up there? Fine

(End of chapter 2) 

Oh my gods, you can send them messages and text me back!? What a dream. Hi Satan, I’ll meet up with you soon. Gods, you’re so good to me

I made my contribution to obey my fandom Hope you like it ❤️

I'm in love with this man 😘

Random mammon headcanon

Gender neutral reader

Mammon loves head Pat's (which is kinda canon ) if u just randomly do it he will just absolutely melt , it becomes a kind of routine for u guys and if u forget to give him his daily dose if head Pat's, he will be upset and demand them

Pls give this boy head pats he needs it