I Was Cackling When I Was Making This

I was cackling when I was making this

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

Agree with Paul being a labrador, but also, yes. Goldfish.

──┈ Animals I see them as and why

𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖉: Squirrel

๑ Is this yo food? Not anymore bitch, gimme that!

๑ He can and will scratch you if you annoy him enough, pray the Lord that he's not hungry or he'll bite as well.

๑ Do I trust you? No, I don't... I'm just kidding I do... Or do I? Guess we'll never know.

๑ If you make friends with him tho, be prepared to be followed everywhere and God forbid if he sees you with another Squirrel, I mean, human. This bitch is petty as hell, he won't look at you for a week.

𝕯𝖜𝖆𝖞𝖓𝖊: Panther

๑ He's majestic what can I say? And have you seen the way he eyes people?! Yep, run for your life hun cus' this panther got you as his prey.

๑ 'Fuck with my kid and see what happens' energy. He would k.o anyone and anything that he considered a threat to Laddie, he'd be fighting with claws and teeth.

๑ Listen, a panther's still a cat, s'just a really big one, therefore: loves belly scratches and will ask for them just laying beside with no jacket.

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖔: Ginger cat

๑ He's crazy, batshit insane!

๑ Always doing some chaotic weird shit, can't and won't be normal.

๑ His bipolar ass can't decide if he loves or hates you, one day he'll be all lovey dovey and the next night he's contemplating if he should kill you in your sleep.

๑ You know when people say that cats are liquid because they can fit anywhere? Yeah well, Marko also does that. He's the master of hide n' seek, always hiding in impossible small spaces.

𝕻𝖆𝖚𝖑: Labrador

๑ "You wanna go on a walk?", proceeds to destroy half of the cave because he got too excited

๑ There's too much energy in his body, get him on the boardwalk and go in all of the rides and play all the games, somehow he still have energy to burn

๑ Super intelligent but in a stupid way, does that make sense to you? Like, he always says the most idiot stuff but when you stop to think about it, it just turns out to be the most intelligent and insightful thing you have ever heard.

๑ Loves to play in the water, get him inside a bathtub to clean him up and watch him turn into a baby playing with plastic yellow duck.

(Not my gif)

GUYS HE SPITS IN THIS AND IS DROOLING DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE IT?!

WHY. WHY IS IT HOT?!

Lost Boys Incorrect Quotes:

Y/N: *Looking at Max* Where are you going?

Max: A wedding, a longtime friend of mine is marrying their best friend.

Paul: See! I told you best friends can marry each other!

Y/N: You're disgusting, I'm not marrying you

Paul: Yes you are, and we're gonna kiss each other

Y/N: No we're not

Paul: And we're gonna walk out holding hands where everyone can throw rice at us, and you're gonna smile

Y/N: I'm not smiling, and can you even step foot in a church?

Paul: You better fuckin smile.

Marko: We're throwing birdseed instead!

Y/N: Something is wrong with you Paul

Paul: Then at the reception we're gonna slow dance all night, like this *starts dancing by himself*

Y/N: I'm not doing that

Paul: It's gonna be so much fun

Y/N: I'm not dancing with you

Paul: And then the honeymoon...

Paul: I'm gonna fuc-

Y/N: Paul, stop... That's nasty.