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Round 2 of Lost Boys incorrect quotes

David, talking about Star: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Marko, joining in: Looking right because you left

Y/N: Looking up cause you let me down

Paul: Looking down cause you fucked up

Dwayne: What’s wrong with you guys?

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David: Good Evening

Marko: Good Evening

Y/N: Good Evening

Paul: You all sound like Dracula, try spicing it up a little bit

Dwayne: EVENING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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David: Wake me up….

Marko: Before you go go!

Y/N: When September ends.

Paul: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on a motorcycle.

David: Shit.

Marko, confused: Wait, three?

Cop: Yes?

Y/N: OH FUCK PAUL FELL OFF!

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Paul: Change is inedible.

Dwayne: Don’t you mean inevitable?

Paul, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Dwayne: Paul was banned from the buffet on the boardwalk, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Paul: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Dwayne: Paul, you ate a chair!

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Y/N: David, my old arch enemy.

Star: …. I thought I was your arch enemy?

Y/N: I have a life outside of you, Star.

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Micheal, struggling to keep up in their 1 inch heel boots: yeah, I-I don’t really think heeled boots are for me

Star, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in silver 6 inch heels: WEAK

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Micheal: Am I in trouble?

Sam: Take a guess.

Micheal: No?

Sam: Take another guess.

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Sam: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Edgar: Certainly, I’m as sure as I am honest!

Allan: In that case, we’re definitely lost.

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Lucy: Is something burning?

Max: Just my love for you.

Lucy: Max, the toaster is on fire

Daryl: You didnt bring anything back did yea? Besides necessities

Y/N: Yeah *jacket starts meowing*

Daryl: Y/N. What do you have

Y/N: Nothing to worry about

Daryl: Y/N.

Y/N: *about to deny some more until a kitten popped its head out from their jacket* Uhhhh. We can name it Cat like how the dog is Dog

Daryl: You think that’s supposed to convince me to keep it?

Y/N: Uhm. Yes?

Daryl: …Fine

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Imagine this:

You and Dwayne are together, you being his mate. You were still human at the moment, not quite ready to give up the sun just yet. Dwayne being Dwayne, has obviously wanted to have kids since, well, since forever, but him being a vampire, he knew that he would never have that. He was very happy to at least have you, his mate. 

One day, you have the surprise of a life time for Dwayne. You are pregnant. You both had no idea that this was even possible, but after some talking to Max, you found out that, while very rare, it was possible. Dwayne was over joyed at this. He would finally be a father and he was so happy to be having this baby with you.

About 2 months into your pregnancy, the whole time Dwayne had been waiting on you hand and foot, you had even more exciting news to tell Dwayne. Not only did this motherfucker get you pregnant, but he had somehow managed to get you pregnant with twins. When Dwayne heard this, he just about died of happiness. 

This boy was the happiest vampire on earth. He was going to be the father of twins!! As the months went on and your belly grew bigger and bigger, Dwayne’s protectiveness of you grew and grew but so did his love towards you. This boy did everything for you. You barely had to lift a finger. He even opted to carrying you around most of the time and at night he would pull you in close to him, one of his hands on your, now very swollen, belly and hold you as you fell asleep. 

When it was time and the babies came, it was over. Dwayne was in heaven. He finally had everything he had ever wanted. You, his mate, and to be a father. He had created his own little family, within the family he had with his brothers, with you and he could not be happier……….Well…. Not unless you got pregnant again.. 

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