Hello, Have You Done Mario Characters For Claspects?

Hello, have you done Mario characters for claspects?

ooooh, that's an interesting thought!

answering this so i can come back to it later and make a post on this bc i really want to do this now

Dipper Pines is a Dersite Heir of Mind

Mabel Pines is a Prospitian Witch of Heart

Stanley Pines is a Prospitian Thief of Void

Stanford Pines is a Dersite Mage of Light

Soos Ramirez is a Prospitian Page of Life

Wendy Corduroy is a Dersite Knight of Time

Fiddleford McGucket is a Prospitian Bard of Light

Gideon Gleeful is a Dersite Prince of Space

Pacifica Northwest is a Dersite Maid of Rage

Bill Cipher is a Prospitian Lord of Mind

very curious about the thief of space PB angle! dare i say i can sort of see it, especially the notion that PB is a thief. what's the reasoning there?

BoJack Horseman is a Dersite Bard of Void

Princess Carolyn is a Prospitian Maid of Blood

Todd Chavez is a Dersite Page of Light

Diane Nguyen is a Dersite Seer of Heart

Mr. Peanutbutter is a Prospitian Heir of Breath

Sarah Lynn is a Prospitian Prince of Life

any questions?

dukesaw's whole dynamic can be summed up by that one quote from veronica, actually.

'the people love you, but i know you.'

there's a quote from bojack that describes perfectly how i envision polyheathers realistically

"All three of us were drowning, and we didn't know how to save each other, but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together."

second rent-lowering gunshot; cronus ampora is a disgusting, predatory, irredeemable pedophile and if you defend him as a person in any way then i do not like you on a personal level.

he is a fantastic character. part of what makes him so great is that he is fundamentally beyond redemption. if you are making him a good person, you are missing the fucking point. he is narratively designed to be the worst character in the whole comic. i would very much consider myself a cronus fan! i think he's a fucking brilliant character and, to paraphrase nekropsii, a fantastic narrative torture device. but he's an atrocious person.

cronus defenders are disgusting. you are taking up a sword and a shield to fight on the side of a literal sex offender because you think this deeply mid white guy is hot. i say this with full gravitas, fuck you.