Paradise Lost, Fall Of The Rebel Angels, Gustave Dor

Paradise Lost, Fall of the rebel angels, Gustave Doré

The party encounters 2 guards.

One of the guards gives the "one of us tells the truth, one of us always lies" speech.

Except he's the liar. The other guard doesn't tell the truth either.

Roll a d10

1- second guard also always lies

2- second guard only beatboxes aggressively

3- second guard is mute

4- second guard goes on break during the speech and is now missing

5- second guard is 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat

6- there's actually 3 guards, but there first two won't acknowledge these third for some reason?

7- second guard is really really passive aggressive

8- second guard communicates entirely in James Joyce quotes

9- second guard is actually a ventriloquist dummy controlled by the first lying guard

10- second guard does tell the truth but is pathologically unable to stay on topic sp never actually answers the question asked. But the player DO learn some neat facts about dinosaurs!

the Lord is teaching me patience and i am losing

but wait there’s more

jareth the blunderbus

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