Your Tumblr Username Decides Your Profession. How Is Your First Day At Work?

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

this is my cat lyra, she is obsessed with my brother's leather boots. she has what we call "boot time" which is when my brother leaves them out so she can rub her face all over them and drool because she's a weirdo. as you can see in the picture she really loves these specific boots.

DISCLAIMER IF ANY OF THESE BANDS EXIST: In my defense, your honor, I did a Google search first.

(I actually did come up with several that were already taken, FYI. Among them was "Feral Housecats" and "The Gregs")

Old men type out their will and testament in Simon and Garfunkel YouTube comment section

well now I wanna do it too. thank u Gracie!!

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name / it felt good to be out of the rain.