I Just Want To Be In A Relationship Because I Will Wake Up And Then I Will Go Up Behind Them And Wrap

I just want to be in a relationship because I will wake up and then I will go up behind them and wrap my arms around their waist and place a little kiss on their neck and say "Good morning" and then we can drink coffee together and I can make them a bagel idk

There's something about psychological horror movies No monsters no demons just people and their fucked up minds

May 18th feels like a Tuesday

Hazbin Hotel as my group therapy again because why not

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Husk: SOBER?!?!???!

Angel: Sober????????

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Angel laying face first on the ground after a long shoot: I belong to the floor now

5 minutes later-

Angel: Everything sucks

The saga continues-

Angel: *still laying on the floor*

Charlie: IS HE DEAD???

Vaggie: I can't tell if he's breathing

Husk: nah he's chilling

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Alastor: Vox was the fastest kid in his kindergarten class and he's never gotten over the fame that's why he's like this

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Velvette: My lipgloss is called fruity fetish

Valentino: FOOT FETISH!!!?

Vox: NO

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Alastor: I eat children

Rosie: chomp chomp

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Lute: Chick-fil-A sauce is kinda mid

Adam: You fucking take that back

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Lucifer: AUTISM ATTACK

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7 years ago

Lilith writing: ah fuck how do you spell skedaddle

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Valentino: you could hold a gun to my head and ask me to spell croissant and I'd probably be shot

Christianity????

That tracks

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

Party 18 of characters as things I've said/that's people say

Chase: why are you laughing?

Leo: my thoughts are fun when they're not about the horrors