So Most Nights When I Say Goodnight To My Family It's Pretty Early, Like 8 O'clock, And Every Time Without

So most nights when I say goodnight to my family it's pretty early, like 8 o'clock, and every time without fail my mother is like "You're going to bed now?"

NO MOM I'M NOT I JUST DON'T PLAN ON SEEING YOU FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT AND I'M TRYING TO BE POLITE

Like this happens so often and I genuinely don't understand why she does this??? Like sleep? I don't know him! I just want to be all nice and cozy and alone in my locked bedroom!!!

I am saying "Good night" I am not saying "I'm going to bed"

I'M WISHING YOU A GOODNIGHT??? MAYBE WISH ME A GOODNIGHT IN RETURN IDK

Like I love you I want you to have a good night you deserve a good night I deserve a good night GOOD NIGHTS ALL AROUND

This is so fucking funny 😭

Imagining Alastor calling himself a pretty princess has made my day THANK YOU

I'm actually starting a club with Angel, Lucifer, Alastor, and Charlie ( @speakofthedebbie you are also invited btw) where we can all be pretty princesses in peace

Characters as things I've said/heard people say

Angel: Why did you open the door for me?

Vaggie: I needed to get something I'm not treating you like a pretty princess

Angel: But I am a pretty princess

I don't actually believe in being doomed from the start. I may not have had the best upbringing but my own actions could have always been different. It doesn't matter how much I dislike it but where I am right now is my own fault. Not fate, not even my family, me. I ruined my own life and I just don't have the energy to try and fix it.

@yeehawthethird @fabseg-creator

made a lil thing

Characters as things I've said/heard people say

Charlie: *walking through the store staring at her phone in deep concentration*

Charlie: *bumps into someone's carriage*

Charlie: *horrified gasp* Oh my God I'm so sorry I was reading about racoons

@fabseg-creator @yeehawthethird

"your true colors are beautiful . . . "

quiz time, baby! I always participate in these but I figured, why not link one? (⁠｢⁠`⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠)⁠｢

here's my result !!

(literally bawling as I read and re-read it too <3 chat is it accurate or nah??)

tagging my lovelies!! no presh of course tho 🫶🏽 : @finleyforevermore @kittykittyanon @itsyagurlchip @itzsana-kiddingmenow @agentturtlecupcake @dollyrin @jungwon-is-the-one @thatonedemigodfromseoul @riddlingabout @nnnyxie @can-we-do-christmas-in-june @tatersgonnatate + whoever else wants to join in on the fun! 🙂‍↕️ srsly try it. i love these things. 🤲🏽

Characters as things I've said/heard people say

Angel: Why did you open the door for me?

Vaggie: I needed to get something I'm not treating you like a pretty princess

Angel: But I am a pretty princess