Puts My Dick In Then Is Immediately Sucked In Like 100%. Like A Portal To Another Realm, And Im Zooming

Puts my dick in — then is immediately sucked in — like 100%. Like a portal to another realm, and I’m zooming in hog first. My body collapsing like it’s made of slime. The pussy haver just be giggling, because it feels so tingly.

Where do I find myself?

On LEBSIAN PLANET of course.

And they’re fascinated by me. They’ve never seen an organic strap before. I’m the first. Wow. So fucking sick. Poking at my dick. I’m not even awake yet. Traveling through the cosmos at that speed can really do a number on your body, ya know?

So they take me back to their citadel. Put me up in a nice room surrounded by really sweet dude-girls. Girls who are dudes. All of them have swords, of course. And some of them have capes. They’re all eating cake, waiting for me to wake.

But I don’t.

Not for many moons at least. They keep me alive. But it takes a long time for me to process and catch up. Jet lag and all that.

Eventually though, I do rise. Hog first. Because. Morning wood and all.

Blinking. Seeing the pink sun light pouring in through the circular glass windows.

Cunty’r

Cool frog plushie, huh? 🐸Wanna get a closer look?

Tumblr being my only fucking social media is great. Except when you open your phone at 7 am and there’s already cumshot videos being uploaded into your brain. Like. Yep. Hello

Tried on a cute dress at goodwill

I bought the starry- blue one. A wizard robe for my Halloween uniform . . . Manifesting a pointy wizard hat in my near future.

I’ll try again tomorrow

🐸 I took this picture 🐸