Pride And Prejudice (jane Austen, 1813)

pride and prejudice (jane austen, 1813)

i love that Tired Dad Bruce is now canon in the dc universe askfhldhjfajm

this is my formal request for dc to make an animated batfam series

Stephanie: [cutting Tim’s hair] A little more off the top... behind the ears... a little more glue... aaaand voila!

Tim: [turns to the mirror] Holy shit, it’s perfect.

Stephanie: I don’t know how I got that arm hair to look so sad, but I did it.

Bruce: [knocks on Tim’s bedroom door] Tim, do you have any updates on the—[sees Tim dressed and styled exactly like him] Oh my god.

Tim: [in an uncanny imitation of Bruce] It’s like looking in a mirror.

Bruce: No it isn’t Tim.

Tim: Who’s Tim?

Stephanie: [impressed] I already can’t tell who’s who.

Bruce: [glaring] Tim, take that stuff off.

Tim: [calling out] Dick, get in here and settle this!

Bruce: Tim—

Dick: [enters] What’s going o—oh! Hey, a travel-sized Bruce!

Bruce: Dick, you’re encouraging him.

Jason: [shoving past Bruce] Yo replacement, I need the—[blinks and looks between Bruce and Tim] Oh, wow, this is confusing.

Bruce: No it’s not.

Duke: [walks in, followed by Cass] Why is everybod—oh dang. That’s good.

Dick: Right?!

Tim: [mimicking Bruce] You’re my family and I love you, but you’re terrible. You’re all terrible.

Bruce: I don’t say that.

Stephanie: Well that’s all you say.

Jason: [snorts]

Dick: True.

Cass: [nods her head in agreement]

Duke: You kind of do.

Bruce & Tim: [simultaneously pinch the bridge of their nose] Unbelievable.

Bruce: [sternly] Timothy.

Tim: [in the same tone] Bruce.

Bruce: Enough.

Tim: Enough.

Bruce: I’m not doing this.

Tim: Yes you are.

Bruce: No I’m—[facepalms] Oh my god.

Tim: [also facepalms] Oh my god.

Dick: He’s really good! He’s good!

Bruce: He’s not good Dick.

Tim: He’s not good Dick.

Bruce: Tim.

Tim: What, Bruce?

Damian: [Walks by to see what all the ruckus is about. Stares for one second. Leaves.]

Bruce: [calling out] ALFRED.

Tim: ALFRED.

Dick: He’s good!

Cass: Mini Bruce.

Jason: [wipes an imaginary tear] Ah, I’m so proud.

Stephanie: This is the greatest moment of my career.

Bruce: [storms out of the room] ALFRED.

Tim: [storms off after Bruce] ALFRED.

Dick: Aw, he’s so cute.

Duke: Who’s gonna tell B Alfred’s out shopping?

Cass: Damian.

Jason: Bitch better not. This is the most fun I’ve had all week.

Bruce: [distantly] Stop following me!

Tim: Stop following in front of me!

Jason: I salute MY soldiers.

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