Thinking About Rodolphus And His Ability To Just Keep A Straight Face In Any Scenario. Quick Thinking

Thinking about Rodolphus and his ability to just keep a straight face in any scenario. Quick thinking and never often panics. Literally thinking about him casually sipping wine with a dead straight face and no words as everyone around him gets into screaming matches about politics. He does not care. He wins the idgaf war in every scenario.

And then, there is his brother. An emotional and volatile Rabastan who would've fw ice cream on the couch on a Tuesday night while sobbing his woes out while his husband watches art restoration videos on his phone and mindlessly patting Rabastan's back. He has a tank of fish with all their names memorized and takes personal offense when anyone forgets which is which. He overthinks situations and sometimes has to step outside to take a deep breath because someone commented on how his suit looks familiar. And so very, expressive. He cannot lie for the fucking life of him.

Sirius hates Barty to the core, but he can't do anything to stop Regulus from falling in love with him.

And he doesn't even want to anymore.

Because not a single cell in Barty's body can hurt Regulus. He'd rather burn himself alive than let a single tear fall from those gray eyes. Because Barty loves Regulus like a fish needs water, he can't breathe without him.

Because Regulus has finally found his person.

Because Sirius doesn't want his little brother to suffer anymore, even if Barty is the one who licked his wounds and gave him some peace of mind.

THERE'S GONNA BE A VOLTRON MOVIE??????? 😳

here’s the thing: even when they’re platonic, they’re not platonic because they have never been casual about anything a day in their lives

why did I read casual and casual by chappel roan came into my mind 💀

EXACTLY. nothing about them is casual, there will always be tension, longing glances and their souls gravitating to each other

platonic bartylus is them making out in the slytherin common room when everyone is asleep, regulus helping barty put his tie on just for barty to mess it up again for the aesthetic, studying in the library and barty trapping regulus’ foot between his, taking every single elective together, being unbearable in love with each other, sneaking sweets in their robes to eat when they can’t sleep at night and they crawl into bed together whispering so they don’t wake the others