I Keep Thinking About That Princess Peach Dogshit Cake Letter Shitpost But It's Like Jon Arbuckle Writing

i keep thinking about that princess peach dogshit cake letter shitpost but it's like jon arbuckle writing to liz

"Dear Liz: Do NOT come to the kitchen. I've baked an absolute dogshit lasagna. Just completely fucked it up.

- Arbuckle"

living proof that opera gx fanboys and twitter are the two worst things in the world /j

(no but seriously though why are these two groups so fuckin aggressive and snappy about nothing. also these guys have gotta have some trash music taste if they're complaining about jetpack joyride's theme out of spite. if you hate it so much go make your own damn playlist without it then aaaaahggh)

ok weird and oddly specific question but does anyone remember watching a Youtube video from around 2013-2014 with a guy talking about 3D objects, where at the beginning, he starts the video off by doing a Vanilla Ice bit? it was a really old and kinda crusty video that was in 360p at most, and it had an old-ish man around his 30s (who i assume to be a teacher) doing a quick video about 3D objects at a wooden table. at the very beginning of the video, it starts off with him saying "Ice ice baby, too cold, too cold, vanilla" while hooding up ice cubes, a baby doll and a bottle of vanilla extract as he said the words, which then quickly transitioned into him talking about either the objects he was holding or straight into 3D objects. i also vaguely remember a more clear shot of the table, which was a dark brown wooden one where he had some basic 3D objects on there, including a blue cube. the guy in the video kinda acted like Jeepersmedia, but it obviously wasn't him. he had a similar sort of sense of humour and enthusiasm to him which is why i make the comparison to paint a clearer image of what the video was.

the video had no 3D effects, it was all live action with physical objects. the video didn't have a particularly interesting thumbnail either, and it was likely a default thumbnail of a still from the video. it wasn't a song or anything and it didn't have a lot of fancy effects or background music from what i can remember. if it helps, the man had an american accent, a beard and glasses. the video would had to have been uploaded either before or in the year of 2014, as that was the year i first watched it when i was a kid. i can't remember the title, but it definitely had the name "3D objects" in there. i did a lot of searching using the before:date method on youtube, but to no avail. i'm afraid it might be lost media, or at least just unlisted. i've love to see it again one day because it was a really entertaining video and it was a piece of my childhood i hold dearly in my memory.

not sure if you can see it very well on the camera (i put a slight filter on there so you can see the irl difference better) but something very interesting i've noticed about the Garfield apparel tags is that that all have different colour saturations. this is a collection of tags i've accumulated over the course of several months and they all have different colours and slightly differing sizes.

the ones on the top have the least amount of saturation with a more cold toned undertone, while ones in the middle are the most saturated with darker colours with a warm undertone that pop out more, while the bottom ones are a kind of balance between the two extremes.

(apologies for the glare, i was trying to stay out of frame lol. additionally: the yellows on the tags are not that bright irl and are just a result of the photo filter and kinda cruddy lighting.)

this is the most recent tag i have that i got today, and it has a sort of inbetween of the most saturated and middle ground colours. it's also the biggest one out of all of them. very interesting.

by the way i'm talking about this mitzi specifically

for some reason i love the idea of beta Mitzi Mozzarella specifically secretly being a cosmically terrifying entity and that the WP5/early RAE version of My Boyfriend's Back (the one sung by Fechter) is her summoning her dead boyfriend Mickey from the song Dragstrip using necromancy powers to kill that nerd who was lying about her, and that her being a weird mouse-shaped entity explains her being 17 for the 35th time in a row. cosmic horror Mitzi my dearest friend

ooohhh the irony of an anti-piracy rap being called "Don't Copy That Floppy" when floppy disks nowadays are a near-completely obsolete physical media type that is quickly degrading and becoming completely unreadable due to the magnetic signals on the disk breaking down over time resulting in the loss of that same copyrighted media because they're not being copied... copy your floppies guys. it might be the last time you'll ever get to, and you'll thank yourself afterwards.