If I'm Listening To Ave Maria The Whole Neighborhood Is Going To Listen With Me

If I'm listening to Ave Maria the whole neighborhood is going to listen with me

Mangurka i would die for u

wtf, we didn't have any alien moon cucumber cars here in shithole america >:(

My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

nothing is going right today!!! nothing at all