Why Is She Apologizing? Whats She Sorry For? That His Dumb Ass Didnt Ask If She Would Like His Heart

Why is she apologizing? What’s she sorry for? That his dumb ass didn’t ask if she would like his heart before he ripped it out of his goddamn chest? Nah bro. You don’t owe people an apology when you turn down what they’re offering. 

Never let generosity hold hostages; courtesy is an essential tool, but a cruel master.

So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

Gideon: Gay anger.

Harrow: I only feel one emotion and it’s anger.

Gideon: Last night you got drunk and texted me a thousand heart emojis.

Harrow: Out of anger.

Gideon The Ninth

*Warning: light spoilers for Gideon The Ninth*

*Really, no more than you’d get in an average review because I’m only half done it.*

Reading Gideon The Ninth is like being enticed out to dinner with Necromancer aesthetic and *wiggles eyebrows* lesbians. Only to figure out halfway through dinner that this is, in fact, a murder mystery dinner theatre.  While everyone else was putting clues together you were contemplating what the door prize in the locked tomb at the entrance was. Now you’re wondering if there even is a door prize and feeling really dumb that you didn’t know why those random people stood up and loudly declared their names once everyone was seated.

First gif: Lexa waits patiently for the door to open and nods a greeting to Clarke.

Second gif: Clarke wanders into Lexa’s room where she’s sitting with her eyes closed. Clarke glances back to ensure no one is coming on to stop her from disturbing Lexa’s mediation.  Third gif: Clarke wanders into Lexa’s room. She proves she has been somewhat house trained (having now lived in actual house for some time) by closing the door behind her. Lexa resigns herself to giving Clarke a treat because good behaviour should be rewarded, even if it’s just an incremental improvement over bad behaviour.

otp: well-mannered hoe™ x rude hoe™

“people deserve respect regardless if they find you fuckable” 

Okay so I think the “people deserve respect regardless if you find them fuckable” changed to “you need to find someone fuckable if you think they deserve dignity and respect” partly developed because of the “body positivity” movement. The body positivity movement should’ve been about saying bodies have inherent value regardless of being attracted to them and instead it’s about how everyone is fuckable and you need to expand your definition of fuckable or you’re a bigot who hates people who are different

And then that narrative combined with good old fashioned homophobia and misogyny, led to homosexuals (esp lesbians) needing to change their sexuality or they want people dead