Agatha Has Just One -Life Saver. She Was Very Confused When She First Saw The Candy In A Store In The

Agatha has just one - “Life Saver”.  She was very confused when she first saw the candy in a store in the early 1900′s.

Wandagatha soulmate au where all the nicknames your soulmate calls you is written in tattoos on your body and Wanda is just covered in the names Agatha calls her 

They keep a list of favourite weapons of mass destruction make out spots. Catra likes the ones that feel like a cave, like it’s just them and no one else exists and they can just kiss for hours. Adora says she likes those best but everyone knows her top choice is actually the interplanetary cannon where literally the whole universe watched them make out. They know because Adora, just, wouldn’t stop.  Not that Catra was trying hard to get her to stop. She liked how into publicly claiming her Adora was.

Bow’s and Glimmer’s favourite is the genetic virus lab because something went wrong (right?) and Catra and Adora ended up having kids. Entrapta’s favourite is the machine no one could figure out because every time they ‘shut it down’ it just changed things and flipped out switches. She didn’t even mind how long Adora and Catra kissed in ‘her lab’. Which normally she’s very much against (do you know how hard it is to get cat hair out of an electronoscope? No, because you always leave it to me to clean).

really like the idea of adora still having the failsafe. like. it was supposed to kill the user so why would it be coded to go away on its own? so adora just. has this bit of half magic half technology code in her that can shut down first one tech. except. it can’t work without catra. because catra was what made it work in the first place and helped adora wield it.

she glowed too. so basically i’m imagining adora and catra going around deactivating a bunch of rogue tech both on etheria and other planets and while they definitely get better at it eventually, the first few times they literally just have to make out until it activates and it is simultaneously the funniest and most awkward thing

Cam: How are you two even still alive?

Gideon: *shrugs her massive shoulders causing her bloodied 5 ft double handed sword to bounce up and down* I hit the things and Harrow tells me where to hit the things. Then Harrow finds food and I make her eat it. How about you guys?

Cam: We have a pre-made colour coded plan for in case of apocalypse.  We revised it when Palamedes got into the med program.

Gideon: What colour was zombie apocalypse?

Cam: Green.

I'm thinking cam is a student or something and her and SexPal are cousins at the same university and when the shit go down they had to deal with patient 0/adjacent so when they finally bust out to the outside they already know they're the best people to figure out what's going on

They find Gideon and Harrow and the whole time are just like these kids are fucking wrecks guess they're with us now here we go

Hot take: Actual literary analysis requires at least as much skill as writing itself, with less obvious measures of whether or not you’re shit at it, and nobody is allowed to do any more god damn litcrit until they learn what the terms “show, don’t tell” and “pacing” mean.

Such We Be With Glowing Hearts Dancing On My Own

This pleases me. 

so if we follow blood of eden naming conventions, your name should be:

'Line from A Shakespeare Play' + 'Line Your National Anthem' + 'Line from... any song from the early 2000s???'

so i would be

If You Have Tears Prepare To Shed Them Now In Full Glory Okay Now Ladies

and i'm okay with that