Health And Hygiene Inspector (Class D- Small Retail Food Storage And Service) Billie Lestrade Really

Health And Hygiene Inspector (Class D- Small Retail Food Storage and Service) Billie Lestrade really wishes she knew how to kill vampires. This is, of course, something she’d mentioned in passing to her girlfriend when they had first started dating. It had never been brought up again when she was just Billie Lestrade. It’s brought up at least twice a week once she becomes Health And Hygiene Inspector (Class D- Small Retail Food Storage and Service) Billie Lestrade.

Her girlfriend is a little concerned. She wonders at the strange correlation between becoming certified as a Health And Hygiene Inspector (Class D- Small Retail Food Storage and Service) and Billie’s weird obsession with learning how to kill fictional bloodsuckers. And murders. Slightly concerning that she knows so much about recent (and not so recent) murders in the area. She should maybe ask Billie to talk to someone about that. Or talk to someone for her.

Billie’s mom, when asked about it, laughs uproariously. No further explanation is forthcoming.

Sherlock Holmes modern adaptation but the main characters (Sherlock, Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Irene Adler, and maybe even Lestrade) are all vampires and they’ve just been doing their thing since the time period of the original books

Irene gets to be from New Jersey like she is in canon and she’ll occasionally show up and help Sherlock with a case but they don’t ever date or hook up or anything

I got a laptop with Windows 11 for an IT course so I can get certified, and doing the first time device set-up for it made me want to commit unspeakable violence

Windows 11 should not exist, no one should use it for any reason, it puts ads in the file explorer and has made it so file searches are also web searches and this cannot be turned off except through registry editing. Whoever is responsible for those decisions should be killed, full stop.

Switch to linux, it's free and it's good.

In response to Slate's article on the possibility having non-heteromative team in figure skating (particularly, ice dance and pairs), Oniceperspective shared a glimpse of Gabriella Papadakis (FRA) and Madison Hubbell (USA) working on their same-sex program. You can see how they switch the leading figure between them.

You can see them trying out lifts in this video.

The rest is on Instagram here:

some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

On Demand Streaming of Free Shakespeare in the Park productions

"This summer, throughout May and June everyone will have free access to stream The Public’s Free Shakespeare in the Park productions of MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING (2019), MERRY WIVES (2021), RICHARD III (2022), and the premiere of HAMLET (2023), captured live from The Delacorte Theater in Central Park by THIRTEEN for Great Performances on PBS.

Streaming Schedule:

May 3-June 30: MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING (Click here to learn more!)

May 10-June 30: HAMLET (Click here to learn more!)

May 17-June 30: MERRY WIVES (Click here to learn more!)

May 24-June 30: RICHARD III (Click here to learn more!)"

[ID: 1: Danielle Brooks as Beatrice and Grantham Coleman as Benedick from Much Ado About Nothing.

2: Ato Blankson-Wood as Hamlet.

3: Pascale Armand, Julian Rozzell Jr., David Ryan Smith, Susan Kelechi Watson, and Phillip James Brannon in Merry Wives.

4: Danai Gurira as Richard III. /end ID]