I Did Another Meme, But It's Just "Why Is My Kid Crying?" Because I Think They're Funny.

I did another meme, but it's just "Why is my kid crying?" because I think they're funny.

Legit, Raph would be the kid who puts himself in time-out.

Someone read my post.

I want a TMNT iteration crossover but with the turtles being the ages they would currently be in 2023. So you have the 51 year old 1987 turtles, 35 year old 2003 turtles, 26 year old 2012 turtles, 18-20 year old Rise turtles, and 15 year old MM turtles. Put them in a room together.

Reasons why Splinter's kids are crying: Part 2!

Part 1:

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I did another meme, but it's just "Why is my kid crying?" because I think they're funny. Legit, Raph would be the kid who puts himself in

I feel like these reasons fit in with the tots. Raph would eat anything he could get his hands on, Leo would do something stupid like try to eat and wear oven mitts at the same time, Donnie can't get the book he's sitting on, and Mikey would be the kid who wants to drink chocolate milk syrup.

Apparently, turtles lay dozens of eggs at a time, so one day, after the boys grow up and get married, Splinter could just wake up and find a bunch of eggs with a note from the boys saying "Have fun watching your grandkids."

Or he just realized "These kids could hatch any day now."

Venus and Raph are having a fight. Much like with Mikey, Raph doesn't think his little sister can take care of herself. He knows she hasn't been in his life for that long, but he still wants to protect her.

Venus glared at her brother. "What are you doing here?"

Raph crossed his arms. "I came here to protect you."

Venus was angry. "Does it look like I need your protection?"

Raph answered back. "Hey! I'm your big brother, and it's my job to protect you and the others from the Foot!"

"He saved my life!"

"Yeah, so he could destroy you!"

"It is not your mission in life to protect me, Rapheal! Now step aside!" Venus demanded.

"No! We're going home!"

(The dialogue is from TMNT: The Next Mutation, the episode name is The Good Dragon. Context: The Turtles' main enemy is a dragon lord that wants to eat them for their mutagen, and like the Foot Clan, he has ninjas to do his bidding, but in this episode, one ninja saves Venus' life, so she tries to find him and figure out why and possibly help him.)

Splinter: *getting Mikey ready* Boys, are you ready to go?

Raph, Leo and Donnie come out.

Raph: Ready!

Splinter looks and sees something missing

Splinter: Red, did you forget your pants?

Raph looks down, then at his dad.

Splinter: You need to wear pants.

Raph groans before turning to go to his bedroom.

Splinter: *notices something else*: AND UNDERWEAR, MOONSHINE!