Splinter Sits In His Chair After His Toddler Son's Open Their Christmas Gifts And Watches Them Play.

Splinter sits in his chair after his toddler son's open their Christmas gifts and watches them play.

Leo throws a toy towards his dad, missing him by an inch.

Splinter: *picks up said toy and looks at his son* Did you just throw this at me?

Leo: *smiling* Yeah!

Splinter: *chuckling* You are too honest. I'll let that one slide.

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Venus and Raph are having a fight. Much like with Mikey, Raph doesn't think his little sister can take care of herself. He knows she hasn't been in his life for that long, but he still wants to protect her.

Venus glared at her brother. "What are you doing here?"

Raph crossed his arms. "I came here to protect you."

Venus was angry. "Does it look like I need your protection?"

Raph answered back. "Hey! I'm your big brother, and it's my job to protect you and the others from the Foot!"

"He saved my life!"

"Yeah, so he could destroy you!"

"It is not your mission in life to protect me, Rapheal! Now step aside!" Venus demanded.

"No! We're going home!"

(The dialogue is from TMNT: The Next Mutation, the episode name is The Good Dragon. Context: The Turtles' main enemy is a dragon lord that wants to eat them for their mutagen, and like the Foot Clan, he has ninjas to do his bidding, but in this episode, one ninja saves Venus' life, so she tries to find him and figure out why and possibly help him.)

Splinter digs through his chest freezer to get something out for dinner. His picky eater comes up to him.

Donnie: Daddy, what's for dinner?

Splinter: Food.

Donnie: What kind of food?

Splinter: The kind you eat.

Donnie: *annoyed* What TYPE of food?

Splinter: The type that is edible.

Donnie gets irritated and walks away.

Bonus:

Raph comes up to Splinter.

Raph: Papa, I'm hungry.

Splinter: *smirking* Hi, Hungry.

Raph looks annoyed.

Splinter: *getting Mikey ready* Boys, are you ready to go?

Raph, Leo and Donnie come out.

Raph: Ready!

Splinter looks and sees something missing

Splinter: Red, did you forget your pants?

Raph looks down, then at his dad.

Splinter: You need to wear pants.

Raph groans before turning to go to his bedroom.

Splinter: *notices something else*: AND UNDERWEAR, MOONSHINE!