Splinter Sits In His Chair After His Toddler Son's Open Their Christmas Gifts And Watches Them Play.

Splinter sits in his chair after his toddler son's open their Christmas gifts and watches them play.

Leo throws a toy towards his dad, missing him by an inch.

Splinter: *picks up said toy and looks at his son* Did you just throw this at me?

Leo: *smiling* Yeah!

Splinter: *chuckling* You are too honest. I'll let that one slide.

Splinter sees Mikey playing with his toys.

Splinter: Hey, bathtime, go get naked.

Mikey: *whines* No, I'm not dirty! I don't wanna take a bath!

Splinter: Ah, yes, hygiene is the worst. But you are a little box turtle, and seeing as I'm staring at a sewer monster, it's time for a bath.

Mikey looks angry and storms off to the bathroom.

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I want a TMNT iteration crossover but with the turtles being the ages they would currently be in 2023. So you have the 51 year old 1987 turtles, 35 year old 2003 turtles, 26 year old 2012 turtles, 18-20 year old Rise turtles, and 15 year old MM turtles. Put them in a room together.

My mom would drain the juice, place the beans in a bowl, and pour ranch on top, and that was the side dish growing up.

little kid me saw these and was like mmmm midnight snack and ate them straight outta the can hiding in my closet so I wouldn’t get found out