Hey Yall I Made A Quiz That Gives You A Rockstar Boyfriend And Id Appreciate It If Yall Took It

Hey y’all I made a quiz that gives you a rockstar boyfriend and I’d appreciate it if y’all took it 

Imagine your icon trying to console and comfort you, and hold you when you're having a break down

can you tell me any random facts about joe, people are always calling him silly or the memes he has dumbass energy but im just curious im new to the dl fandom :)

I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS ASK BECAUSE I SAW IT WHILE I WAS AT WORK IM SO SORRY D;

a bunch of random facts about joseph thomas elliott:

his favorite color is red

he dressed in drag (at least once) to get into a mott the hoople concert

his record collection is [probably] as big as a record store itself

did ecstasy in dublin with ricky warwick and spent 8 hours just looking at girls saying “i don’t feel anything…she’s good looking…still don’t feel anything…beautiful women here…what time is it…”

got bullied for liking glam rock because it was “gay”

wrote his first song when he was eight; it was about a girl leaving him

he’s ambidextrous (he calls it bidextrous)

thought drinking milk before singing was a good idea

showed up to the wrong funeral home on the day of phil’s dad’s funeral; he met the cousin of steve priest from the band sweet [at the wrong funeral home]

went to see ac/dc on his 21st birthday

once said he’s very good at screaming

saved brian may from being destroyed by pyrotechnics on the pyromania tour

hurt his back in a game of football (soccer) with vivan the day before shooting the two steps behind video; to get through the pain to shoot the video, he drank so much brandy to help with the pain he doesn’t really remember shooting the video

for the foolin music video, he spent 6 hours on a horse on a beach in new jersey, but the footage was never used

when he first met the guys from atomic mass, he quietly led them into his bedroom to show them his record collection 

quit drinking for the hysteria tour after coming off stage the first night hyperventilating and vomiting 

shortly after meeting phil and the rest of the members of girl, he left them sleep over at his house; his mum freaked out the next morning because she saw makeup on the sheets and thought it was because they snuck girls into the house, when it was really phil and his friends 

claims the weirdest place he’s ever had sex was an airport bathroom 

got shamed by the director for the foolin music video for not wearing underwear 

got mumps T W I C E 

once called his wife kristine “wifey” 

once played a semi-professional dutch football (soccer) game while recording hysteria, but he was posing as an actual player for the team who was out sick; he scored two goals 

in top notch uncle style, he bought rory (phil’s son) a drum kit for his third birthday 

joe admits that he didn’t know how to sing when he first joined the band; he learned after joining, and wouldn’t recommend it to anyone 

plays drums, piano, and guitar; claims to suck at all three 

got fired from his first job for playing cricket in the basement

#professionalactor 

favorite song of all time is all the young dudes by mott the hoople 

sends “filthy” memes to david coverdale 

came up with the name “deaf leopard” when he was 15; he made fan art and fan reviews for the band before they were even a thing

The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

Robert and Jimmy making each other laugh /being actual schoolboys Part 1

This whole press conference is so chaotic but you definitely gotta watch it it’s hilarious 😆

good evening to these men and these men only,

thank you very much