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My sister is sharing custody of a build a bear with her girlfriend. I guess I'm an uncle now oops.

His name is Hershey and he's a highland cow build a bear. I made him a bracelet. Anyway should I make him watch the Saw movies for Halloween? I am gonna make him watch Invader Zim.

this is my resume guys am I cooked?

my banner is a reference to blur. Who gets it? Any UK folks round here? Any britpop fans?

Is it bad I saw these and thought shit that must really fucking hurt to stand on or-

The sand in Okinawa, Japan contains thousands of tiny “stars”. These “grains of sand” are actually exoskeletons of marine protozoa, which lived on the ocean floor 550 million years ago.

Ok so

who wants to help come beat up my maths teacher who keeps misgendering me

Me with my hyperfixasions , girl I can go hours about space

do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"

The horse:*puts on armour and grans gun*

real

for pride month i need a girlfiend

PRIDE MONTH BITCHS

BE YOU BE LOUD AND HAVE FUN

oh how is life?

bitch I have been saving since I was eleven bcz clothes, books, flags and presents are taking a toll on my bank account and all I want is my bday money come early

feeling a bit homosexual

im reading a wolfstar texting fic while listening to 'girls' and im gona whats love simon when my computer turns off.

and i’m gonna touch your hand when i say this…it’s fanFICTION

STOOOP!

if u ahve stopped you need to know i am looking for a little freind. justa person to share ramdom stuff with. to tag eachouther in. you can vent to me or whatever you need. see if your in my fandoms. check out my profile . please be my NEW A M A Z I NG freind xoxo

why my cat so gay

he legit had a boyfriend who would tap on the glass every morning so my cat ,miles, would come play with him and then we moved and his boyfriend (who was also my neighbors cat) strait up disappeared. And then you have my other to cats ( Sirius and enfis) (Sirius is neutered) who like to fuck eachother in the middle of the night like- my other cats and lily who is simply just hates everyone and the kittens ( my child and mochi-my sisters cat) who are too young for this ...

Firstly, when you get this, answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) <3

Oh,okk um. I don't know. I'm . No . You already know everything about me... like . Not my real name but like yh. Ask away ig?

when mums nearly home and u forgot to take the chicken out the freezer

HEY EVERYONE

first of all ily

Second... I have pulled a few tendons in my foot and hurt lots.

I will keep writing love uuuu

❤️🕺

Oh uerrrrr uhmm ig I will... dance the night away! aHa!

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

Good lord tpot and phasmophobia

0ne Piece and Stellar Blade.

That...sounds awesome, actually.