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Strangeattract - Cause / Effect - Tumblr Blog
“I’m not quite as stupid as I look.” — David pls
"Hey, man, I never said anything about that!"
Chaz holds up her hands in defense despite being unable to hide the mischievous grin on her lips. "Those really are your, uh, words. Not mine!" A nonchalant shrug follows as she paces. "I think you're actually pretty clever, but you're just perpetuating the, um, definition of insanity at this point. Don't you ever get tired of chasing me around? Must be, uh, exhausting cleaning up my mess."
A head tilt his way, almost as if she was saying 'oops!', much like a cat knocking something off of a table would.
General Sentences, Vol. 21
(Assorted original sentences. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"You're such a romantic!"
"Can you leave me alone for five minutes please?"
"I take no joy in this."
"We've all got to move on."
"I know you need my help."
"What are you going to do with yourself today?"
"This place just isn't the same anymore."
"You are not thinking this through!"
"Do you have the day off tomorrow?"
"Are you still mad?"
"Do you remember the first time we met?"
"Why is it so hard to stay mad at you?"
"How badly are you hurt?"
"Is of this making sense to you?"
"I've never been so sure of anything in my life!"
"Am I going to die?"
"What freaks you out? You can tell me!"
"Smile for the camera!"
"What is it I'm supposed to have done?"
"I'm not quite as stupid as I look."
"Do you feel better after slapping me?"
"Fancy meeting you here!"
"I hate you!"
"I have the feeling that you're trying to tell me something."
"I've always wanted to know what you taste like."
"How long will this take to heal?"
"This isn't like you!"
"Is this you talking or him?"
"I did it. I told him about us."
"I know you will not disappoint me."
"I'm right and you know it."
"You broke your promise."
"Shoot him, but don't kill him."
"This is all your fault!"
"So this is what it feels like, huh?"
"If you plan on exposing me, then my only option will be to kill you."
"Do you need me to set you up on a date?"
"Does anyone know you're here?"
"Don't ever defy me again."
"I'm so glad you're home early!"
GIVE MY MUSE A PETNAME AND SEE HOW THEY REACT!
As an added bonus the petname will be rated on how much my muse likes it!
never call me that again | meh | idk how to feel about it | i'm ok with it | i like it | i love it | please call me that all the time
✰ ⸻ 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 ! ༄
some really cute , shippy autumn themed prompts for the cosy autumn feels ! feel free to edit as you see fit . add [ + ] to reverse the roles for the word prompts . have fun !
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄.
[ TACKLE ] for sender to tackle receiver into a freshly accumulated pile of leaves.
[ PUMPKIN SPICE ] for the sender and receiver to share a pumpkin spice latte.
[ COLD ] for sender to give receiver their gloves or scarf because it’s chilly.
[ FOREST ] for the sender and receiver to go on a walk in the forest.
[ LOST ] for sender to comfort receiver after both get lost together in a corn maze.
[ FACE PAINT ] for receiver to do senders halloween makeup.
[ FIRE PLACE ] for sender and receiver to get cosy by a wood burning fire place.
[ HAUNTED HOUSE ] for sender to guide the scared receiver through a haunted house.
[ CONKERS ] for sender and receiver to collect conkers together.
[ SHOP ] for receiver to help sender out with buying appropriate autumn attire.
[ CHESTNUTS ] for the sender and receiver to roast some chestnuts and eat together.
[ GHOST TOUR ] for the sender and receiver to go on a ghost tour together.
[ ORCHARD ] for the sender and receiver to visit an orchard together.
[ DECORATE ] for receiver to walk in and see sender has decorated their house for halloween.
[ JACK O’ LANTERN ] for the sender and receiver to carve pumpkins together.
[ HORSE RIDING ] for the sender and receiver to ride together through the woods.
[ COCKTAILS ] for the sender and receiver to make & drink DIY autumn / halloween cocktails.
[ MONSTER MASH ] for the sender and receiver to dance together to fun halloween music.
[ SCARED ] for sender to bury their face in receivers shoulder at a scary scene in a horror movie.
[ COSTUME ] for receiver to reveal their halloween costume to sender. ( write what their costume is if reversed ! )
[ FANGS ] for sender to playfully bite receiver with plastic fangs.
[ STICKY ] for sender to wipe sticky candy from receivers face after they’ve eaten a candy apple.
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐖𝐎.
“ oh my … how scary … ”
“ your hands freezing , here hold onto mine. ”
“ ouch - ouch , help ! i can’t get my costume off ! ”
“ shall i bite you and turn you immortal so we can live together forever ? ”
“ you have whipped cream on your top lip. here , let me just … ”
“ you look really cute in warm clothes. ”
“ this pumpkin kinda looks like you. ”
“ did you just bite me in the neck ? ”
“ the ghost isn’t real , he’s an actor. i’ll still punch him if you want - ”
“ no , it looks fine ! we can carve another one ! ”
“ rainy mornings make it impossible to get up … ”
“ let me practice my halloween make - up on you ? ”
“ you’ve been painting my face for hours, can i see ? ”
“ it gets dark so early nowadays. wanna go for a walk ? ”
“ it’s so romantic when it’s dark like this in the evening , don’t you think ? ”
“ if we get any more pumpkins they’ll need to close the pumpkin patch. ”
“ mmm … i’m trying to watch the movie ! ”
“ we totally match ! ”
“ oh , a leaf just fell in your hair. ”
“ i want you all to myself this halloween. ”
“ i told you to wear more layers. here , wear my jacket - ”
“ heh … your nose is red. ”
im not a 🚩, im more of a ⚠️ because i warned you, you just didn’t listen
at a lesbian bar wearing a vampire costume: I vish to eat your puvsy *my plastic fangs slip out of my mouth and into someone’s drink* *I cry and pull the fire alarm before running out*
how much did you do, a little or a lot?
"You know me, I like to go big or go home!"
A gentle, playful nudge is given. "I went, uh, big, of course! People say I have hubris, but me? I haven't met my, um, downfall just yet." Chaz gives a bold nod, feeling as confident as ever. It was Halloween, why shouldn't she decorate? She's been careful, really, and in her opinion, she hasn't overdone it.
"People talk about consequences, but I'm just grateful I haven't, uh, fallen off of my ladder. But hey, it's not Halloween without a few tricks thrown in with the treats, right?"
@divingdownthehole liked for magic 8 ball starter !
“Yes.”
The affirmative was met with a sagely nod and squinted eyes. “Well, looks like that’s answered for me,” Chaz ominously quips, pocketing the mystical plastic toy. “You, uh, heard it. Let's go sow some chaos, shall we?" A devilish smile grows across her face, almost daring him to disagree.
"You're no stranger to it, are you, Jervis?"
@modestmuses liked for a magic 8 ball starter ! (For Grissom!)
“Very doubtful.”
An almost pained hiss leaves Chaz as she watches the result with concern. Another crime, another day without a criminal caught. “Oooh, you’ll get ‘em next time. I have a, uh, good feeling you will!” A hard pat to the shoulder and shaky smile.
“If it makes you feel any better… chaos is rarely predictable. Can’t pin it down, much like killers—sometimes. Those can, um, become traceable.” She was no crime expert, and she almost thought about offering another shake of the ball, but…she really hated the idea of testing their luck. An awkward nod and click of the tongue follows suit, a half-hearted thumbs up.
“You, uh, got this. As for my opinion? They’re a slippery bastard, but I think they’ll, um, surprise us. Hopefully in a good way—we’ll catch them before they act again. They’ll become sloppy.”
“God, I’d pay you to do that. Buy you, uh, dinner, even—anything you’d want.”
Lips are pursed as she slips her glasses off to wipe them on her shirt. It’s a pondering gesture, with her brows furrowed in concentration. “A lawyer would be stupid, anyways,” Chaz mumbles, almost to herself, “one shit, um, coworker isn’t worth the fees or headache.” A huff, when she realizes the smudges aren’t getting any better, and the glasses are pushed back up her nose. “Listen, I’ll, uh, be your alibi even. Just help me get back at that dickhead and I’ll owe you everything.”
A small chuckle follows suit and she leans onto the counter, propping herself up. “I really do appreciate the offer. I, um, love sowing a little chaos here and there.”
𝟏̲𝟗̲𝟗̲𝟒̲ , [ @strangeattract ] : do you think i need a lawyer?
well, she’s not explaining her reluctance in dealing with the law. ❝ hmm. NO. ❞ helin drums her fingers on the kitchen counter, considering the options. her first instinct is to offer a solution of the permanent kind, FRIEND'S DISCOUNT ― the best anyone’s ever reacted to that so far is to laugh. ask her if she’s joking. shame. a lot of people could really do with some pruning. ... perhaps she just needs to word it better. IT NEVER HURTS TO TRY.
![, [ @strangeattract ] : Do You Think I Need A Lawyer?](https://64.media.tumblr.com/493f202d4ab98b571f1dbf611eef439b/03c3b748d37e3f80-c9/s250x400/b85c95935166389334f608162b064e52d6248f9a.png)
❝ i can get rid of the problem for you. ❞ isn’t that delightfully ambiguous?
Assorted Media Sentences, Vol. 16
(Sentences from various pieces of media. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"You're out of control."
"If you want to live to see another day, you'll be out of town by nightfall."
"Look at you! You're a mess!"
"In the events that anything should happen - which it won't! - I want you to tell the world that I did something."
"I do understand. Don't talk to me like I'm a monkey."
"You've gotten good and greasy with your words, haven't you?"
"Want to get drunk and fool around?"
"You think I'm dumb, don't you?"
"The world is not as black and white as you think."
"Say what you want, but I promise you, you'll be dead by dawn."
"I'm not human. Humans don't drink blood."
"Our glory days are long gone."
"I threw stones at the stars, but the whole sky fell."
"I never can please you, can't I?"
"Do not fire at the spacecraft! You may inadvertently start an interstellar war!"
"Why do you have to be special? Why can't you just be you?"
"Why am I just seeing this now?"
"I've come for answers. I'm not leaving until I get them."
"Even the most painful memories can become familiar. A refuge, if you'd like."
"You're going to need a bigger boat."
"You're not going to hit me again, are you?"
"You know nothing. Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse."
"Our livelihood depends on our ability to blend in at our discretion."
"You've lost track of the greater good here."
"Once he's got whatever he needs, he'll cast you aside."
"Sooner or later, the thirst always wins."
"Does it disturb you at all that the most logical explanation for all of this is that he's an alien?"
"I'd like to tell you everything, but I can't. Not ever.,"
"Endings are a strange thing. You know it's coming, and yet everything ends."
"Do I need to remind you what happened last time you pushed me too far?"
"I'm not being modest. I'm really good at what I do."
"What the eyes sees, the mind believes."
"I know you're lying, I just can't figure out why."
"You can't keep denying what you are."
"It's a fine line between standing behind a principle and hiding behind one."
"Vampires with machine guns. What's not to love?"
"'I don't know' isn't good enough! You're supposed to be the expert!"
"Do this right and this job will put us back on the map."
"I hate to say it, but your life sounds a hell of a lot more interesting than mine does right now."
"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post
“Boyfriend day? Well, I can be your, uh, boyfriend or your girlfriend if you think about it, really…”
CASABLANCA (1942) PROMPTS * assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary
i think this is is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
i wish i didn't love you so much.
here's looking at you, kid.
kiss me. kiss me as if it were the last time.
where were you last night?
that's so long ago. i don't remember.
will i see you tonight?
i never make plans that far ahead.
i wasn't sure you were the same.
how nice, you remembered.
i remember every detail.
you despise me, don't you?
last night, we said a great many things.
you've got to listen to me.
you're saying this only to make me go.
i'm saying it because it's true.
what about us?
we'll always have paris.
i've got a job to do.
where i'm going, you can't follow.
i'm no good at being noble.
someday you'll understand that.
come sit down. have a brandy with us.
don't you sometimes wonder if it's worth all this?
you might as well question why we breathe. if we stop breathing, we'll die. if we stop fighting our enemies, the world will die.
play it once. for old times' sake.
i don't know what you mean.
round up the usual suspects.
i congratulate you.
you know what i want to hear.
i stick my neck out for nobody.
welcome back to the fight.
you better hurry. you'll miss that plane.
who are you really, and what were you before?
what was the meaning of that phone call?
why do you stand here?
i would advise you not to interfere.
put that phone down!
i believe you have a message for him?
you ever going to bed?
i'll make it easier for you.
go ahead and shoot. you'll be doing me a favor.
this is the end of the chase.
is that a serious offer?
i'd like to get it back.
i have to talk to you.
there are other places.
it's funny about your voice, how it hasn't changed.
i can understand how you feel.
i'm going to miss you.
nobody ever loved me that much.
you want my advice?
my watch stopped.
have you lost your mind?
i don't want to shoot you, but i will if you take one more step.
i'm sorry for asking. i forgot we said "no questions."
give me another.
we'll take the car. we'll drive all night.
shut up and go home.
why did you come back?
you can tell me now. i'm reasonably sober.
i appreciate it, but i don't accept it.
i'm sorry, but you are our last hope.
yes, i love her that much.
we are very honored.
are you sure this place is honest?
you are a very cynical person.
i cannot go with you or ever see you again.
just believe that i love you.
i can't fight it anymore.
i ran away from you once. i can't do it again.
i love you so much. and i hate this war so much.
thank you for the coffee.
you have done a beautiful thing.
that was a gross understatement.
did you have a good night's rest?
#LEGBITE. there is a ghost in the house. but, i've learned that the house is me. and the ghost is also me. ♡
Also Ride by him…
Nasty Dog by Sir Mix A Lot is Chaz core, no I cannot explain
just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.