Kkg Ft Their Son Who Did Not Need To Hear That

Kkg ft their son who did not need to hear that™️

*Kakashi trying to sleep in bed*

Gai, “whispering” in the kitchen: Good job, Lee! You can never add too much pepper to eggs!

Sakura: Yes you can! That’s way too much; Kakashi-Sensei doesn’t even like spicy food!

Naruto: Oi; is there supposed to be so much smoke coming from the oven —?

Gai: Ah! My blueberry muffins! *pulls them out to a billowing cloud of smoke* Damn … where did I go wrong?

Neji: For starters you had the oven up to 500 degrees, when it was only supposed to be 350.

Ten-Ten: No; he went wrong when he decided to make Kakashi-Sensei breakfast in bed for his birthday instead of just taking him to a nice restaurant!

Gai: Kids, come on. I know you’re young but when you’re older you’ll appreciate the thoughtfulness of romantic gestures such as these!

Lee: I’m sure Kakashi-Sensei will appreciate the youthfulness of your actions, Gai-Sensei! And everything isn’t a loss; the bacon looks delicious! Great job, Sasuke!

Sakura: Sasuke-kun … are your eyes bleeding?

Sasuke, sharingan activated, super focused: You want this bacon to be perfect or not?!

Sai: Shouldn’t they be doing something else? My book says romantic couples engage in all kinds of things on one person’s birthday, like hugging and kissing, and se —

Naruto: Are you kidding, Sai?! Kakashi-Sensei is an old man, he doesn’t have the energy for all that, dattebayo!

Sakura: Right; he exhausts his chakra just standing up in the morning! There’s no way he can handle … that.

Kakashi, trying to decide whether he should “wake up” or sneak out the window:

praying for his downfall in his own house

Kks: Feeling good today? Gai: I feel great, beloved! Just finished the laundry! Kks: Why're you holding him like that? Gai: Who? Kks: The dog you're holding Gai: hm? Biscuit: Hey, bestie Gai: GAH!! I picked him up to dry him off then got distracted looking for a towel Biscuit: It's been 45 minutes. Gai: Shoo, then. apologies, my friend. Kks: Poor biscuit. Gai: He didn't say a word the whole time Kks: That would ruin their bets for how long you'd take to notice. Gai: Their what? Kks: You're so pretty <3

Headcanon that Gai needs a certain number of hours to be as cheerful in the day as he is and if he’s woken up before he reaches that time he’s gonna be the biggest asshole to you about it in the most passive aggressive way

Kakashi has gotten the worst of it because 1. He didn’t know the first time and 2. He thinks Gai’s rude and brash attitude is so funny

Lee: Gai-sensei is such an inspiration! Neji, let’s train too!

Neji: n o

raise your hand if you’re in love with someone who was once considered a danger to society