Misto Thats Rude

misto that’s rude…

I made a thing about human AU Demeter’s backstory and don’t know what more to say about it???

Who thought casting Rebel Wilson as Jennyanydots was a good idea??

She can't sing. She can't dance. She got the character completely wrong. How did she get through the audition? Someone from my high school performing arts department could have done better. Unless they casted someone who can't sing or dance on purpose which is very possible. Andrew Lloyd Webber + co. what were you thinking honestly-

Demeter: hey guys im back from my vacation with the humans. Im sorry that i couldn't made it to the ba-

Sis... w-why you made everybody fucking high?

On the series The Nanny the joke is that Mr. Sheffield passed on Cats because of how successful it was. But in 2019 I have never been more certain he made the right call.

Hear me out.

I've only seen a leak (macavity's song) and hear the soundtrack but i have to say a few good thinks about cats the movie

Bad things are putted on red because i needed to get out a few coments too

On tuggers song line "i dont want rabbit" is changed to "well, im not having rabbit" and said a lil bit more serious. Im not crazy about it but that adds up character

I hate when they make misto sing about misto but ok, with that base, how to make it work a lil better? SOFT SHY VOICE is weird he sings like """"yeah im pretty cool but shy tho""""" but they had to work with the lyrics so i appreciate that soft voice he makes

I havent seen it, I've heard it looks worse than the cats but they really decided to hire mice and cockroaches actors instead of using disgused cats (and also dont make cats play multiple roles)

Have you heard that version with mungo/rumple/misto, cool right. What about instead of misto, Victoria! That sound nice.

I really love the film circense mungo rumple, but the movie has more mystic vibes are cool as heck, vibe check passed.

Ok so old d instead of buried many wives, Lived many lives. Cool cool

Also. RUMPLETEAZER VOICE!!! im gayer help

I love robbie's voice, daddy munkus gives me life but like not kinky dad. I mean literally dad who would tell me "hello gay im dad" i so fucking love him

Beautifull ghosts doesnt fit really well. Is like memory. A emocional moment that pulls the audience away and is not that mistical/jazzy/childish/orchestral mix the rest of songs have. I was fine with memory but 2 songs like that make them like fit better. Idk how to explain it, some may say it just takes out griz specialty but i like to see it like it conects victoria more to griz. Like when jemima sings memory in moments of happiness .

I really liked asparagus voice he really sounds way less old. Gives more power to the powerful parts. It just doesn't makes me burst into tears like the classic, really better for the eyes

Gridelbone being another cat made to join the burglar duo its better to not confuse people who might think either "wait, wasn't she fictional???" Or "who tf is that, the movie skipped her" i like to not sleep asking that shit but i get maistream audiences might get mad

TAYLOR SWIFT FUCKING SLAPS. She is the best voice they could find to resemble Rosemary Ford's voice but giving that special uniqueness to it. However what i hated was the character as a whole, i believe the writers said "we have ts here, lets dump our bomba to the trash, kill demeter and just make her a worshiped diva without any other characteristics" i think the actor should fit the character instead of change the character to the actor. I know the image ts, and see her with who knows witch actress at her level (being in a duo), being flirty and singing happily about how she loves bustopher jones or about jenny any dots it would make the ts toxic fans being like "why this character is not taylor" and if you are gonna do that. Let other people write the movie

Ok, after that huge chunk of things i hated lets get back to good points

Addressing is so cute with that granny-like voice instead of powerful theatrical deep voice. I like this interpretation of old d really much

This people know how to sing on most occasions. The movie is not perfect at all but lets take a minute to see some good thing we can remark.