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You sacrificed me to a demon, who traded me to another demon, who traded me to a thing that is worse than a demon, and this is your punishment? An eternity of paper cuts? I didn't know. It was a prank, it was just to scare you.

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES 1.01 "The Case of Crystal Palace" - 1.07 "The Case of the Very Long Stairway"

Was rewatching episode 4, season 3 of merlin, and i noticed in the opening, arthur talks about how like 'yeah we should get mead its been a long day of hunting' and merlin just kinda sounds annoyed by the idea of it. and it got me thinking. what if merlin just isn't that much of a tavern guy. like sure arthur probably thinks he is cause of gaius being like "oh well merlins probably just at the tavern" to hide what merlin is doing every time arthur doesnt know where merlin is, but merlin might actually just be not that big on drinking, which would be so funny to me actually. Arthur: you've actually done really good work today Merlin, that's a rare occurence, care to join me at the tavern for a little celebration? i mean, you must know a lot of the locals down there with how much time you spend at the tavern, so you could introduce me to some new people, we might find some new guys to train for knights with how good you are at finding guys like that. Merlin, who just does not go to the tavern that often because he is busy saving the kingdom, arthur, himself, working his ass off to do other stuff, helping gaius with whatever herb he needs, and just isn't the biggest fan of mead: oh. uh. yes. the tavern. that i am often at. with the people. that i know. very well. yes. we can go. And on the way there he sneakily gets a bunch of servants to tell some of the knights that Merlin is telling them to go to the tavern so he can just put Arthur with them and sneak off while Arthur is occupied with the knights, because as much as he loves Arthur, he just cannot be bothered with the tavern after a hard day of work.

ONCE AND FUTURE

TONY DALTON AS LALO SALAMANCA IN BETTER CALL SAUL

SEASON 4

What about my son?

— BETTER CALL SAUL 6.09: Fun and Games

Season 4 Blooper featuring Michael Mando and Tony Dalton (2019).

Someone whose face is a mask. — Michael Kinnucan, The Gods Show Up

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idk if I’m looking way too hard at nothing, but I swear that there’s something special going on with Godfrey’s accent in his cutscenes and rhoticity. rhoticity in English refers to the way speakers pronounce the /r/ sound in different contexts— a rhotic speaker will always pronounce the /r/, while a non-rhotic speaker will delete that /r/ when it is after a vowel and before a consonant. take the word ‘tarnished’: a rhotic speaker would pronounce that /r/, while a non-rhotic speaker wouldn’t. non-rhotic speaking in British accents is usually associated with higher social class: think of a stereotypical posh accent. Godfrey speaks with a West Country accent, and the West Country accent is rhotic. however, his accent is not consistently rhotic, and of course people aren’t always consistent in their accents, but the places where Godfrey’s accent is non-rhotic all feel meaningful. when Godfrey addresses the player in his first cutscene, his accent is nonrhotic. you can hear this in words like ‘tarnished warrior’. during Godfrey’s second cutscene, his accent is rhotic, as it would be in a West Country accent. you can hear this in the words ‘courtesy’ and ‘service’. there are also small exceptions to this. when Godfrey is putting Morgott to rest, he pronounces his name in a rhotic accent. when he dies to you, he says ‘tarnished’ in a nonrhotic accent. the rhoticity of his accent is emphasizing the different social classes he’s lived in. he only speaks in a nonrhotic accent when he is in the image of Lord Godfrey. when he’s Hoarah Loux, the rhoticity comes back. his native accent isn’t posh sounding because he doesn’t come from that background. when he’s speaking in a nonrhotic accent, he’s ‘talking up’. the exceptions make sense with this logic, as well. in the first instance, Godfrey is laying his son to rest— of course he would do that in his native accent. why would he talk up to his own child? similarly, when the player kills him, the voice line is ‘brave tarnished, thy strength befits a crown’. he is honoring the player as the noble Elden Lord they are soon to be by ‘talking up’ to them. 

Let me start off this post with a bold statment. Godfrey is the single biggest political statement in Elden Ring.

Yes, this guy. The big buff wrestler man with grey hair and lion Stand (jojo!)

Because his name isn't Godfrey, it's Hoarah Loux. But to along with his culture, he had to seperate himself from his own name. Hoarah Loux was the chieftain of a group of people whose home is only reffered to as "The Badlands" before encountering Marika. Now we don't have much on specific details of how their meeting went, but considering Marika and the Golden Order in game are responsible for either the subjugation or genocide of multiple groups, (Misbegotten, Zamor, Trolls, Fire Giants, Omen, and Albinauric.) Its not unreasonable to assume her meeting with Hoarah Loux and his people was not treated as a meeting of equals. But mutliple mentions of this group he led mention respecting power and strength, so even an unfair agreement between them could have been fostered due to Marika's power as a goddess. Hence why Hoarah Loux had to shed his "savage" name and culture to become a "proper" lord for Marika as Godfrey. Similar acts were commited by the United States to indigenous tribes of the America's and to slaves brought here from Africa. They were forced to go by "good christian names" in order to seperate them from their own cultures.

In game, a starting class for the player is Hero. They are specified as having descended from the badlands chieftain. Now whether that's literal like the image of Nepheli in it's example art, or metaphorical in that they come from his tribe/cultural group isn't clear....because I can't read the original Japanese. But what I can read are context clues.

All of the Hero classes equipment contain a line about how they shun excessive adornments. But in all his depictions as Godfrey, he looks very adorned, with his massive cape and fine clothing intermixed with his armor. Something he removes when entering his second phase.

When you bring him down to 50% health, Godfrey tears away his spirit bound companion Serosh, his oppulent armor and clothing, and even his axe. He offers to and I quote, "fight you as Hoarah Loux, Warrior!" And his new boss title above his healthbar reflects that, no longer reading Godfrey, First Elden Lord. This means even he knows that Godfrey is not him, he is Hoarah Loux a man whose people outside of Nepheli and possibly the player...aren't shown in game. There is no location in game where they are, or historically were.

And considering prior to the games start, Hoarah Loux and a large group of people who "Lost the grace of gold" were banished from the lands between to wage war eternally outside of it...I think most of those people were the people of Hoarah Loux's culture. We learn that Marika made Hoarah Loux the Elden Lord in order for him to act as her general, and it would only make sense for his troops to be comprised of the people who came from the same warrior culture he did. That's why I think they are called the "Hero" class. Hoarah Loux's people fought at the front lines of the Golden Order's conquests, became hero's to the common folk and once their use was over, they were banished alongside their leader. This is similar to how in the United States, we call our soldiers "Hero's" but then a disproportionate number of it's soldiers come from it's territories and not it's actual states. Locations that lack government representation and aren't considered US citizens. Such as the people from the American territory of Samoa, Guam, and Peurto Rico.

Because Badlands isn't a location inside of the map we play, and it doesn't fit the way other locations are named. It's a title for a specific type of biome, like Taiga or Bayou. Hoarah Loux is the leader of a people who were subjucated, used as soldiers, seen as too savage to be allowed to keep their names and culture (in Hoarah Loux's case), and then sent away as soon as they were inconvenient to keep around. They don't even get the dignity of having the land qthey hailed from remebered as anything more than a geographical feature.

So to reiterate. The old man who power bombs your character while shirtless is the most political statement in the whole game. If you know what your looking at.

I’ve just stopped sobbing my eyes out, you can’t do this to me

I am in nothing but pain

“Achilles Displaying the Body of Hector at the Feet of Patroclus“

Patroclus’ rotting body, in a king’s bed, swaddled in blankets, as a careful Achilles points to the Hector’s dead body, tossed to the ground like a towel, like saying ‘I’ve done it. I’ve gotten my revenge and I’ll be with you soon, my love’.

You’ve done it. You’ve officially broken me.

"I swear it"

When I tell you I was pissing my pants laughing at this.

“This wallpaper is so cute, we could live here” ME IN A NUTSHELL I have ADHD (I’m medicated for it) but when I’m off it this is me 😭

"why would anyone confuse you with me?"

@strawbrygashez

i'll have what i'm having

"You should talk like adults about this" i will kill him like an adult bro. I will stomp him to death like an adult. He will die at my hands like an adult.

Swamp Star | Baldurs Gate 3

labs that are also churches. to me

(1. annie dillard, teaching a stone to talk 2. the deep underground neutrino experiment, a.k.a. DUNE 3. the large hadron collider 4. the sudbury neutrino observatory)

“And it grew both day and night,

Till it bore an apple bright;

And my foe beheld it shine,

And he knew that it was mine.”

pyro is actually french thats the reason behind the mask.... to hide the face.. the shame

DMC3 MOD.

Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today