So I WOULD Absolutely Take This And Run With It BUT I Like The Idea That He Knows A Very Rigid And Basic

So I WOULD absolutely take this and run with it BUT I like the idea that he knows a very rigid and basic ballroom dance he had to spend 1000 hours on learning for some pageant he was hosting or smthn. Otherwise? Can't dance. Don't even think about it. He tried to impress Alastor maybe? Thinking the Charleston or other dance would be easy for him? Just failed so damned bad it wasn't even funny

I have a headcanon that Vox isn't a good dancer. He can sing, but when he tries to dance, he always forgets he has hands. He looks like a sack of potatoes.

Do you have any fun headcanons about hazbin Hotel that I should draw?

~Just a thought~

imagine if a bunch of Koopa’s just started carrying a hanker chef with them because Luigi is a bit of a crybaby, and if he starts crying around them, then maybe they can get some brownie points from Bowser for treating their partner so well by offering it

Horror is my favorite genre, ever. Here's some movie reviews! 

And before anyone asks. Whatever kink you're thinking I might have while reading this. Yes. 

I'm actually rewriting this after having finished it and deleting the whole thing on accident. So. It's not as good as it was originally. Sorry y'all. 

Candyman 1992 10/10 ⭐

Not only was the lead actress amazing and hot but the lead actor, Tony Todd, was sooo sexy even covered in mother flipping bees. I'm allergic but I'd risk my life for a kiss from that man. He's still hot! I got a thing for noses and he's checking all the boxes idk what to tell ya. 

And sure the murdering and kidnapping and stalking isn't so good. But like. He loved that white gurl of his and it killed him. Smh

Friday the 13th idk which 10/10 ⭐

Sexy. Buff. Manly man. Can rip me apart bare handed. Can crush my skull in one fist. Is a mama's boy, always a plus. But maybe on the wrong end of the spectrum soo… idk. Seems a terrible MIL but I dunno I'm not planning to make it past the honeymoon. So. Worth it. 

Jeepers Creepers 3 11/10 ⭐

I love this entire series. I think Jeepers is sooo hot leather daddy frfr. 

Him hunting people for body parts and being immortal is pretty damned cool. 

Those claws. Ugh. Moan. 

Favorite scene is in movie three tho. Idk why him catching those teenagers on the bikes was so amazing to me but it was??? I love that he has a pimped out torture van! 

Hellraiser 13/10 ⭐

Cenobuns are sexy AF. They can ice these buns ANY day ANY place. The Engineer, The Female and Butterball can have foursome with me as the meat or the olive on a toothpick any fucking time. Pinhead can get it too, but, idk… I wanna cuck him. 

They are dimension hopping puzzle box loving autistic BDSM Dom's who live outside of any other form of normal there can ever be. They know the key to pleasures and horrors never before seen and all they wanna do is give it to you. And lemme say. I'll take it. Any. Fucking. Time. 

Terrifier 10/10 ⭐

My sis HATES clowns. One of these days I'm gonna get her to sit down with me and watch it. With all my clowns and dolls and gnomes. It's so yummy, sexy, and funny! Clown-ussy, as teens would say. 

Terrifier 2 11/10 ⭐

Loved how they thickened the plot. They threw some flour in that stew and let it burn. I want all costumes in this from the clowns to the Halloween the teen wears. Clown-ussy back at it again and even better! Love the sidekick, too. I imagine he adopts her like a little stray. 

Idk how people were throwing up. I laughed the whole movie! Clowns ARE funny, y'all. 

Scarehouse 11/10 ⭐

I can't even-

Corset popping her ribs. 

Acid pillow fight. 

Ripping out her implants. 

By the time I watched this movie I was ELEVEN and had been hit by the puberty semi truck that ran he over, backed up, and went back over. I was over sexualized while being increasingly disinterested in sex of any form dealing with a number of mental health illnesses and gender and sexuality concerns. Having only fake female friends after losing my only true one. So Idk I really liked this one. 

UwU here's them as babies

Alastor

Val

And their baby girl! Her name is Cashmere because her godmother Velvet named her UwU

Here's her as a teen UwU

And Al and Val again for reference (they dye their hair, Alastor straightens his)

I'm gonna start working on my Valastor pregnancy AU! Any help is appreciated!

New fic idea 💡👉👈🥺

So um

Human!AU Trans!Alastor raised by Husk and Rosie to be strong and independent

Gets pregnant.

Whether from consensual or non consensual sex idk yet.

I'm currently a trans author who's ovulating and I don't EVER in a million years plan to have children. But ummm. Alastor can!

The main plot will be Valentino stepping up.

Because I want this to be Valastor, cause I want it! *stomps foot*

The real question is why does he wanna step up 🤔ᴴᴹ

I have 3 options hwre

1) the baby is his and his parents would fucking kill him (in this case the sex is consensual) (OR the baby is Vox and Vox is like "Fuck that shit" and Valentino steps up attempting to make Vox jelly, and it works! But oops he's fallen in love!)

2) Alastor, a semi famous singer or dancer or something, being publicly shamed outside of a planned Parenthood after going there for a test. And Valentino whose mama did NOT raise him to stand back during an injustice, and is also famous but for his Casanova stage image in lots of sexy hot movies (both X rated and theatre approved. I'm making him an actor ;p), steps in and rescues him, maybe even punches a protestor or reporter or something. And um. They're all over the news about their apparent "affair" and how Alastor is another of Valentinos flings and Alastor is apparently such a whore now (even though this is his first scandal), and Valentino is like shit. I made it a looot worse than if I did nothing... So he vows to stay by Alastors side, at least until the birth, to try and make it smoother for him, like, shield the rumors (maybe the real baby daddy is some low level shit who took advantage of Al, and is tryna get popularity by being the one to get Al pregnant) and they ya know. Fall in love UwU

3) Alastor gets drugged, and left used in Valentinos bedroom at his college dorm/frat. And Valentino stumbles in drunk, gets in bed with him, and they wake up, naked, with hints of sex having happened. And so Valentino steps up when Alastor finds out he's pregnant- thinking it's his. UwU

SO

Any OTHER suggestions ARE SOOO WELCOMED!

And I'd just like to know which of these y'all would prefer to see!!!

Thank youuu

Other things involved but the main plot I'd also love ideas!!!!

In this I'm gonna keep my Rosie/Velvet and Husk/Angel ships where they're half their age and is their younger sugar babies but in this they're not seperate they're happily in an open marriage UwU

Ummm. That's non negotiable. UwU

silly non serious thoughts

- if in one of their first meetings Al said something Vox did/suggested was “capital!” (as one of those small compliments he does to butter people up) and Vox’s brain was like “WOW HE SAID IM CAPITAL FHDFHG MARRYMEMARRYME” but he blurts something stupid “ghh I LOVE CAPITALISM” and Al’s like “hmmMMmm I’m sure you do my friend.” (Vox brain: “HE CALLED ME HIS FRIEND WE’RE FRIENDS SHDHFJ”)

Except I remembered “capital” was more of a UK thing and made myself sad

- Vox has a folder of “every time alastor laughs/hums/said his name/says good morning/goodnight/best jokes/best threats/says something nice” .mp3 compilations. it’s like the worst asmr. He totally didn’t feed it into an AI. (Actually I think if alastor ever found out Vox had done any corruptions/deepfakes of his voice, vox’s days would be numbered. As pathetic as Vox is, it would be even more pathetic if he considered ai-alastor-voice as inferior to the real-deal because he was an alastor audio purist. But we know he’s a cheap creep and has no standards so probably has ai-al read him bedtime stories and morning peptalk.)

anon please just let me tell you these are fucking hilarious I'm losing my shit ALLSLKFKKKLLLJ, "ghh I LOVE CAPITALISM" is so stupid I love it

This the kinda shit I've been working for DAYS to create but just can't get right 😭

Valastor with the now canon Vox-Alastor dynamic is even better because Vox would lose his absolute fucking shit at Valentino managing to snag the person who rejected him, at Alastor paying attention to an over-dramatic and glorified pimp while not giving Vox the time of day.

Hmm. Actually could go dark with this and make Alastor pretend to be interested in Valentino (at least at first?) to drive a wedge between the Vees. Hmmmmmmm.