Oh How I Wish I Could Write Fics For These

Oh how I wish I could write fics for these

Very Strange Situations Alastor and Vox Have Been In With No Context

◈ Trapped in a very large walk-in closet for three hours during one of Rosie's parties. They fell asleep.

◈ Had their hands magically glued together for 12 days straight. Still managed to get their shit done.

◈ "Well, a clown car is more than five dollars, so we can't use that." Said Alastor thoughtfully.

◈ Niffty proposes to Vox with a dead earwig while Alastor takes pictures and calls it a "magical moment"

◈ Climbing out of a sewer pipe holding two baby alligators apiece. Alastor makes his kiss while Vox swears very creatively.

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

This the kinda shit I've been working for DAYS to create but just can't get right 😭

Valastor with the now canon Vox-Alastor dynamic is even better because Vox would lose his absolute fucking shit at Valentino managing to snag the person who rejected him, at Alastor paying attention to an over-dramatic and glorified pimp while not giving Vox the time of day.

Hmm. Actually could go dark with this and make Alastor pretend to be interested in Valentino (at least at first?) to drive a wedge between the Vees. Hmmmmmmm.

Oh god I wanna write them because I love how trashfire they are-

Adam x Lute headcanons:

- Lute loves weird taxidermy and oddities so when Adam gets her gifts he’s picking up a teddy bear with a bloody skull face or a heart shaped box full of small animal skeletons.

- Lute is very intense in everything she does including how she loves people. Her compliments almost sound like threats and she reminds him she loves him plenty even though he usually responds “yeah I know.”

- Adam writes Lute love songs all the time. Even though Adam doesn’t like getting mushy he really does pour out his heart to his hot goth girlfriend.

- Adam wears his mask most of the time to hide insecurities from when his wives left him but when they are alone he never has his mask on. Lute climbs into his lap and gives him kisses.

- Adam does reckless shit all the time and so Lute often comes to the rescue. Sometimes even holding him bridal style.

- She’s the type to steal Adams clothes to wear. She’ll find his Metallica shirt on the floor (because of course his clothes are all over the floor) and puts it on. Refusing to give it back.

Them

🦌🦋

Idk what Val is singing but I know it's REALLY sappy <3

UwU here's them as babies

Alastor

Val

And their baby girl! Her name is Cashmere because her godmother Velvet named her UwU

Here's her as a teen UwU

And Al and Val again for reference (they dye their hair, Alastor straightens his)

I'm gonna start working on my Valastor pregnancy AU! Any help is appreciated!

New fic idea 💡👉👈🥺

So um

Human!AU Trans!Alastor raised by Husk and Rosie to be strong and independent

Gets pregnant.

Whether from consensual or non consensual sex idk yet.

I'm currently a trans author who's ovulating and I don't EVER in a million years plan to have children. But ummm. Alastor can!

The main plot will be Valentino stepping up.

Because I want this to be Valastor, cause I want it! *stomps foot*

The real question is why does he wanna step up 🤔ᴴᴹ

I have 3 options hwre

1) the baby is his and his parents would fucking kill him (in this case the sex is consensual) (OR the baby is Vox and Vox is like "Fuck that shit" and Valentino steps up attempting to make Vox jelly, and it works! But oops he's fallen in love!)

2) Alastor, a semi famous singer or dancer or something, being publicly shamed outside of a planned Parenthood after going there for a test. And Valentino whose mama did NOT raise him to stand back during an injustice, and is also famous but for his Casanova stage image in lots of sexy hot movies (both X rated and theatre approved. I'm making him an actor ;p), steps in and rescues him, maybe even punches a protestor or reporter or something. And um. They're all over the news about their apparent "affair" and how Alastor is another of Valentinos flings and Alastor is apparently such a whore now (even though this is his first scandal), and Valentino is like shit. I made it a looot worse than if I did nothing... So he vows to stay by Alastors side, at least until the birth, to try and make it smoother for him, like, shield the rumors (maybe the real baby daddy is some low level shit who took advantage of Al, and is tryna get popularity by being the one to get Al pregnant) and they ya know. Fall in love UwU

3) Alastor gets drugged, and left used in Valentinos bedroom at his college dorm/frat. And Valentino stumbles in drunk, gets in bed with him, and they wake up, naked, with hints of sex having happened. And so Valentino steps up when Alastor finds out he's pregnant- thinking it's his. UwU

SO

Any OTHER suggestions ARE SOOO WELCOMED!

And I'd just like to know which of these y'all would prefer to see!!!

Thank youuu

Other things involved but the main plot I'd also love ideas!!!!

In this I'm gonna keep my Rosie/Velvet and Husk/Angel ships where they're half their age and is their younger sugar babies but in this they're not seperate they're happily in an open marriage UwU

Ummm. That's non negotiable. UwU