Oh How I Wish I Could Write Fics For These

Oh how I wish I could write fics for these

Very Strange Situations Alastor and Vox Have Been In With No Context

◈ Trapped in a very large walk-in closet for three hours during one of Rosie's parties. They fell asleep.

◈ Had their hands magically glued together for 12 days straight. Still managed to get their shit done.

◈ "Well, a clown car is more than five dollars, so we can't use that." Said Alastor thoughtfully.

◈ Niffty proposes to Vox with a dead earwig while Alastor takes pictures and calls it a "magical moment"

◈ Climbing out of a sewer pipe holding two baby alligators apiece. Alastor makes his kiss while Vox swears very creatively.

He's small but very dangerous

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god bless regular readers who come back, re-read, then re-comment bc honestly--authors in ruts NEED the reminder that our stuff actually exists and is still being enjoyed even if updates are slow

silly non serious thoughts

- if in one of their first meetings Al said something Vox did/suggested was “capital!” (as one of those small compliments he does to butter people up) and Vox’s brain was like “WOW HE SAID IM CAPITAL FHDFHG MARRYMEMARRYME” but he blurts something stupid “ghh I LOVE CAPITALISM” and Al’s like “hmmMMmm I’m sure you do my friend.” (Vox brain: “HE CALLED ME HIS FRIEND WE’RE FRIENDS SHDHFJ”)

Except I remembered “capital” was more of a UK thing and made myself sad

- Vox has a folder of “every time alastor laughs/hums/said his name/says good morning/goodnight/best jokes/best threats/says something nice” .mp3 compilations. it’s like the worst asmr. He totally didn’t feed it into an AI. (Actually I think if alastor ever found out Vox had done any corruptions/deepfakes of his voice, vox’s days would be numbered. As pathetic as Vox is, it would be even more pathetic if he considered ai-alastor-voice as inferior to the real-deal because he was an alastor audio purist. But we know he’s a cheap creep and has no standards so probably has ai-al read him bedtime stories and morning peptalk.)

anon please just let me tell you these are fucking hilarious I'm losing my shit ALLSLKFKKKLLLJ, "ghh I LOVE CAPITALISM" is so stupid I love it

New fic idea 💡👉👈🥺

So um

Human!AU Trans!Alastor raised by Husk and Rosie to be strong and independent

Gets pregnant.

Whether from consensual or non consensual sex idk yet.

I'm currently a trans author who's ovulating and I don't EVER in a million years plan to have children. But ummm. Alastor can!

The main plot will be Valentino stepping up.

Because I want this to be Valastor, cause I want it! *stomps foot*

The real question is why does he wanna step up 🤔ᴴᴹ

I have 3 options hwre

1) the baby is his and his parents would fucking kill him (in this case the sex is consensual) (OR the baby is Vox and Vox is like "Fuck that shit" and Valentino steps up attempting to make Vox jelly, and it works! But oops he's fallen in love!)

2) Alastor, a semi famous singer or dancer or something, being publicly shamed outside of a planned Parenthood after going there for a test. And Valentino whose mama did NOT raise him to stand back during an injustice, and is also famous but for his Casanova stage image in lots of sexy hot movies (both X rated and theatre approved. I'm making him an actor ;p), steps in and rescues him, maybe even punches a protestor or reporter or something. And um. They're all over the news about their apparent "affair" and how Alastor is another of Valentinos flings and Alastor is apparently such a whore now (even though this is his first scandal), and Valentino is like shit. I made it a looot worse than if I did nothing... So he vows to stay by Alastors side, at least until the birth, to try and make it smoother for him, like, shield the rumors (maybe the real baby daddy is some low level shit who took advantage of Al, and is tryna get popularity by being the one to get Al pregnant) and they ya know. Fall in love UwU

3) Alastor gets drugged, and left used in Valentinos bedroom at his college dorm/frat. And Valentino stumbles in drunk, gets in bed with him, and they wake up, naked, with hints of sex having happened. And so Valentino steps up when Alastor finds out he's pregnant- thinking it's his. UwU

SO

Any OTHER suggestions ARE SOOO WELCOMED!

And I'd just like to know which of these y'all would prefer to see!!!

Thank youuu

Other things involved but the main plot I'd also love ideas!!!!

In this I'm gonna keep my Rosie/Velvet and Husk/Angel ships where they're half their age and is their younger sugar babies but in this they're not seperate they're happily in an open marriage UwU

Ummm. That's non negotiable. UwU

Bowser kidnapping Luigi, or so does Mario think until he kicks down the throne room's door to find Bowser repeatedly squishing gently Luigi in his paw without hurting him and Luigi being in Bliss.

Turns out both need a very specific kind of stim that the other is able to provide (Bowser wants to Sqeeze, Luigi wants to be Squeezed). It's an arrangement.

Mario leaves the castle rather embarrassed and just the slightest bit jealous, and he's not sure of who.