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Idk what Val is singing but I know it's REALLY sappy <3

Horror is my favorite genre, ever. Here's some movie reviews! 

And before anyone asks. Whatever kink you're thinking I might have while reading this. Yes. 

I'm actually rewriting this after having finished it and deleting the whole thing on accident. So. It's not as good as it was originally. Sorry y'all. 

Candyman 1992 10/10 ⭐

Not only was the lead actress amazing and hot but the lead actor, Tony Todd, was sooo sexy even covered in mother flipping bees. I'm allergic but I'd risk my life for a kiss from that man. He's still hot! I got a thing for noses and he's checking all the boxes idk what to tell ya. 

And sure the murdering and kidnapping and stalking isn't so good. But like. He loved that white gurl of his and it killed him. Smh

Friday the 13th idk which 10/10 ⭐

Sexy. Buff. Manly man. Can rip me apart bare handed. Can crush my skull in one fist. Is a mama's boy, always a plus. But maybe on the wrong end of the spectrum soo… idk. Seems a terrible MIL but I dunno I'm not planning to make it past the honeymoon. So. Worth it. 

Jeepers Creepers 3 11/10 ⭐

I love this entire series. I think Jeepers is sooo hot leather daddy frfr. 

Him hunting people for body parts and being immortal is pretty damned cool. 

Those claws. Ugh. Moan. 

Favorite scene is in movie three tho. Idk why him catching those teenagers on the bikes was so amazing to me but it was??? I love that he has a pimped out torture van! 

Hellraiser 13/10 ⭐

Cenobuns are sexy AF. They can ice these buns ANY day ANY place. The Engineer, The Female and Butterball can have foursome with me as the meat or the olive on a toothpick any fucking time. Pinhead can get it too, but, idk… I wanna cuck him. 

They are dimension hopping puzzle box loving autistic BDSM Dom's who live outside of any other form of normal there can ever be. They know the key to pleasures and horrors never before seen and all they wanna do is give it to you. And lemme say. I'll take it. Any. Fucking. Time. 

Terrifier 10/10 ⭐

My sis HATES clowns. One of these days I'm gonna get her to sit down with me and watch it. With all my clowns and dolls and gnomes. It's so yummy, sexy, and funny! Clown-ussy, as teens would say. 

Terrifier 2 11/10 ⭐

Loved how they thickened the plot. They threw some flour in that stew and let it burn. I want all costumes in this from the clowns to the Halloween the teen wears. Clown-ussy back at it again and even better! Love the sidekick, too. I imagine he adopts her like a little stray. 

Idk how people were throwing up. I laughed the whole movie! Clowns ARE funny, y'all. 

Scarehouse 11/10 ⭐

I can't even-

Corset popping her ribs. 

Acid pillow fight. 

Ripping out her implants. 

By the time I watched this movie I was ELEVEN and had been hit by the puberty semi truck that ran he over, backed up, and went back over. I was over sexualized while being increasingly disinterested in sex of any form dealing with a number of mental health illnesses and gender and sexuality concerns. Having only fake female friends after losing my only true one. So Idk I really liked this one. 

Oh how I wish I could write fics for these

Very Strange Situations Alastor and Vox Have Been In With No Context

◈ Trapped in a very large walk-in closet for three hours during one of Rosie's parties. They fell asleep.

◈ Had their hands magically glued together for 12 days straight. Still managed to get their shit done.

◈ "Well, a clown car is more than five dollars, so we can't use that." Said Alastor thoughtfully.

◈ Niffty proposes to Vox with a dead earwig while Alastor takes pictures and calls it a "magical moment"

◈ Climbing out of a sewer pipe holding two baby alligators apiece. Alastor makes his kiss while Vox swears very creatively.

Val's monthly eyesight check 👌👌

It was funnier in my head lmao

I'd kill for these size differences 🤤

Couple doodles from yesterday inbetween owed art <3

Oh god I wanna write them because I love how trashfire they are-

Adam x Lute headcanons:

- Lute loves weird taxidermy and oddities so when Adam gets her gifts he’s picking up a teddy bear with a bloody skull face or a heart shaped box full of small animal skeletons.

- Lute is very intense in everything she does including how she loves people. Her compliments almost sound like threats and she reminds him she loves him plenty even though he usually responds “yeah I know.”

- Adam writes Lute love songs all the time. Even though Adam doesn’t like getting mushy he really does pour out his heart to his hot goth girlfriend.

- Adam wears his mask most of the time to hide insecurities from when his wives left him but when they are alone he never has his mask on. Lute climbs into his lap and gives him kisses.

- Adam does reckless shit all the time and so Lute often comes to the rescue. Sometimes even holding him bridal style.

- She’s the type to steal Adams clothes to wear. She’ll find his Metallica shirt on the floor (because of course his clothes are all over the floor) and puts it on. Refusing to give it back.