Bites The Hosts Ankles IM DEAD

bites the hosts ankles IM DEAD

What do you think would happen if like an award show host made fun of svt relationship with s/o

Idk but i feel like cheoll wud be throwingg handsss and Seungkwans would kill the announcer with his side-eyeee

. . . natalia's note: this is for just funsies, don't take this too seriously (sorry if you wanted me to write it more seriously)

seungcheol: provides perfect content for the alpha leader edits with the way he'd react (yk that werewolf meme tearing his "shirt"? that's cheol)

jeonghan: takes the mic form the host and hits him in the head with it with the most unamused expression ever

joshua: throws his chanel bag over his shoulder, takes your hand, and proudly marches out of the venue

jun: screams at the host (in chinese font)

hoshi: roars at the host

wonwoo: snatches the mic from the host and proceeded to recite a diss track he came up with just now

woozi: sends the host one woozi™ glare (the host got scared and ran off the stage)

dk: makes a face at the host like a three year old child, and storm out of the venue (carrying you on his back)

mingyu: flexes his biceps to scare the host (he has tears in his eyes at the same time)

minghao: unleashes his inner 8-year old gangsta self, and puts a curse on the host in chinese

seungkwan: bites the host's ankles

vernon: doesn't even realise someone made fun of your relationship. he was asleep (the host was that boring)

dino: does a funky flip and kicks the host off the stage

HOLD UP HOLD U-HOLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD UP

CHEOL???

NAH U GOTTA MAKE A CHEOL SMUT !

ᝰ.ᐟ 🌟 — SVT ; ! their favorite place to fuck

nsfw is included ! minors do not interact 18+.

CHOI SEUNGCHEOL ;

bedroom : don’t get me wrong the man will fuck you anywhere, anytime he just likes it better when you guys fuck in the bedroom he thinks it is a sacred & special place to make love in, ps he breaks the bed all the time .

YOO JEONGHAN ;

couch : erm it’s canon that when your a brat he fucks you dumb on the couch making sure all the globs of cum are smeared all over it, man he loves when he fuck your ass on the couch, pushing your sweet little face on the soft fabric of the seating area.

HONG JISOO ;

kitchen : something about josh fucking you in the kitchen, speaks to him like imagine you cooking or baking anything then him coming wrap his arms around your waist then boom! he bent you over the counter pounding his cock into you.

WEN JUNHUI ;

bedroom : like cheol he’s a romantic I really think he enjoys his lewd actions staying in the bedroom, the privacy of you & him being in there makes him comfortable, but also the thought of him fucking you silly there while no one can hear makes him giddy we all know he ties you up there 🫨.

KWAN SOONYOUNG ;

dance studio : this is canon I fear, like him being stressed over a dance then when practice is over, he comes & fucks his stress into you, lowkey a mirror kink watching him fucking you infront of the reflection of the proactive poses you guys did.

JEON WONWOO ;

anywhere : yall know my man when he’s needy he is needy, he does not care where & when, when he wants you he’ll fuck you hard, in the car? in the house? pre-concert? he will happily stretch your cunt out & make you scream his name till it’s the only thing you can say.

LEE JIHOON ;

studio : we all say in unison when I say this, he’ll fuck, cockwarm, love make anything in the studio man will record yours & his’s moans, showing you how good he makes you feel for later, uji absolutely loves fucking you in his studio it’s his favorite place for sure.

LEE SEOKMIN ;

bedroom : lol like many I think he enjoys privacy between the two of you, he is an old timer a lil thinking intimacy should only be in the bedroom in my eyes honestly but he also liked bathroom sex if he’s really needy.

KIM MINGYU ;

the car : idk but he seems so into fucking you in the car till it’s shaking with each snap of his hips, like??? he will not waste anytime he will either fuck you on his lap or in the backseat till the car is fogged up & your a moaning mess.

XU MINGHAO ;

bathtub : like imagine roses all over the bathtub with two glasses of the finest red wine & he’ll fuck you so lovingly & romantically you’d cry from pleasure & intimacy, he makes sure that you have a good time.

BOO SEUNGKWAN ;

movies : he’s cheeky wether it’s in a cinema or watching a movie with the members or whatever he’ll fuck ya real good & sneaky coz it’s just him ksnejwbwjbesb.

CHWE HANSOL ;

home : he likes to fuck you in home in the kitchen or bedroom or bathroom or pool he does not care he will fuck you so hard & good into next week as long as it’s in home.

LEE CHAN ;

anywhere : like wonwoo when he’s really horny he will not keep it in his pants he will take you anywhere he doesn’t care nether do you, you guys will fuck like rabbits in heat as long as his cock is in you.

! 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ thank you for reading >ᴗ< !!

OMG I FEEL UUUU

cause tell me the fuck why the best mascara I tried [ Sephora's size up ] TURNED OUT TO FUCKIN HAVE THIMEROSAL

like its so fucking funny cause at that time winter 2022 I didnt know what I was allergic to yet somehow?? and I would wear the mascara get hives go spend 5 hours in er and this fuckin repeated for 5 days 🤡as u can tell im very bright

okay a little fun fact about me is that i love perfume. like trying different perfumes, like i spend way too long on the perfume sections of stores. SO when i found out Bella Hadids perfume released i immediately went and got 2 of the 3 scents…

Salted Muse and Window2Soul are sooooooo good and the formula is so nice. usually perfumes feel heavy on my skin for some reason but these really feel so good cause of the oil base. it definitely helps that they’re so beautiful and the packaging is very detailed.

i think salted muse smells the best on me, even tho Window2soul is my fav.

@gyuzgrl UR WHAT-

this is in no way helping my sanity

OH.

SEVENTEEN - Mingyu

YESSSSSSSSSS SERVE QUEEN SERVE-

every single time i open twitter and tiktok I'm met with content that talks about how jun is underappreciated and neglected in comparison to the rest and every single time it makes me wanna scream, bawl out my eyes and write an angsty hurt/comfort fic about him

y'all ..... I just learnt Mingyu got cast wearing fuckin flip-flops ....