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bites the hosts ankles IM DEAD

What do you think would happen if like an award show host made fun of svt relationship with s/o

Idk but i feel like cheoll wud be throwingg handsss and Seungkwans would kill the announcer with his side-eyeee

. . . natalia's note: this is for just funsies, don't take this too seriously (sorry if you wanted me to write it more seriously)

seungcheol: provides perfect content for the alpha leader edits with the way he'd react (yk that werewolf meme tearing his "shirt"? that's cheol)

jeonghan: takes the mic form the host and hits him in the head with it with the most unamused expression ever

joshua: throws his chanel bag over his shoulder, takes your hand, and proudly marches out of the venue

jun: screams at the host (in chinese font)

hoshi: roars at the host

wonwoo: snatches the mic from the host and proceeded to recite a diss track he came up with just now

woozi: sends the host one woozi™ glare (the host got scared and ran off the stage)

dk: makes a face at the host like a three year old child, and storm out of the venue (carrying you on his back)

mingyu: flexes his biceps to scare the host (he has tears in his eyes at the same time)

minghao: unleashes his inner 8-year old gangsta self, and puts a curse on the host in chinese

seungkwan: bites the host's ankles

vernon: doesn't even realise someone made fun of your relationship. he was asleep (the host was that boring)

dino: does a funky flip and kicks the host off the stage