The name's Sam, he/him × kinda a writer, kinda an artist × european, my age will remain a mystery × the god of procrastination × language enthusiast × assholes and mosquitoes DNI
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For Some Reason It's Fucking Hilarious I Just Spent Like 6-7hrs Drawing And Then Got Hit By Every Single
For some reason it's fucking hilarious I just spent like 6-7hrs drawing and then got hit by every single need at the same time.
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Someone: Hey! How’s the writing going?
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *clears throat* It’s going well.
I don't dance either but I'd probably wear a clown costume too
and HELL YEAH let's start a riot
What if we
Met at the ball
And I was wearing
A clown costume
When I asked you
For just one dance
(Ps. give others this ask if possible. I wanna start a riot)
I don't dance — what am I even doing at this ball
But sure, I'll take your hand, but lead you to the buffet table and make you stuff as much food as you can in your clown purse and pockets
And then we'll leave — not in a clown car, I like my personal space and leg room, thank you
Idk how you'll see the riot if I send asks sooo, I'll tag em instead!
@the-lavender-creator @just-a-space-rabbit @tratieisdabest @stuck-in-this-mortal-form @stone-cold-style @surplus-of-sarcasm question, read the ask!
my toxic trait as a european is believing i can walk anywhere
thinking of when I had a dream I was an aging white father of 3 kids and my weeping wife was begging me to not leave (I don’t know why I was leaving her) and as I walked out the front door of our suburban home I turned around in my khakis and said “I’m sorry, but I have to go now and….I’m never coming back. I love you” and then woke up like
