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Eeeeeeeeeee ya boy finally got themself a binder
(Also I took up Japanese bc they had it at school)
I am so glad the W Guys (w*ndigos) are only in america bc I live in a forest and love scary stories way too much
Lmao biol-chem (biology-chemistry) is so cursed
Like one'd expect we'd be smart and 'future doctors' or something
But half of us should be in an art school and the other on mat-fiz (math-physics)
I FOUND
WALKERS THE CHIPS
IN POLAND
AND THEYRE SO FUCKEN CHEAP
Ach jak ja kocham wsiadać do autobusu tylko po to żeby jeździć po pętli
Me: *cuts my hair* can I be happy now pls
My self-esteem and gender euphoria:
"Agreement"
I am currently stuck in some sort of Kisaragi station type of shit
Me: *angrily explaining to my dad why I, a not out nb person chose to use a neutral name and giving him a step by step guide how I'm gonna change it*
My dad who just asked why I never use my legal name: ...
Guess who's currently fluent in two languages and is learning five more
Me: *walking into the store dressed up as Dr. Bright*
The żabka cashier: ...
It's so weird when I see Americans wearing shoes inside like if I did that I woulda been smitten straight into oblivion
Me: :(
Me if i had a victorian man outfit: :D
Welcome to Polish Public Transport where laws of physics (or any for that matter) do not apply
Wowow only 1111 days till I can get rid of that absolute abomination of a legal name
Me: *existing*
My brain: hey Sam wouldn't it be fucking dope if you made COTP into a comic series
Whats up fuckers get ready for a major COTP rewrite