stuck-in-this-mortal-form

My motivation is questionable

The name's Sam, he/him × kinda a writer, kinda an artist × european, my age will remain a mystery × the god of procrastination × language enthusiast × assholes and mosquitoes DNI

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"1. What Happened There?

"1. What happened there?

2. Why?"

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stuck-in-this-mortal-form

2 years ago

Problem: my parents yell at me for saying 'co?' (what?) Instead of 'słucham' (i listen/am listening) BC it's "impolite" (its really not)

Solution: start saying 'co?' In other languages which they do not understand

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it is my language and i get to bitch about it u cannot kill me in any way that matters MOM sams shitposts

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stuck-in-this-mortal-form

2 years ago

I FOUND

WALKERS THE CHIPS

IN POLAND

AND THEYRE SO FUCKEN CHEAP

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wow i now can buy stuff from other countries thanks dealz sams shitposts

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stuck-in-this-mortal-form

2 years ago

new and improved aroace flag concept

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stuck-in-this-mortal-form

2 years ago

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day from me timezone, matey!

How be you?

Ahoy, matey!

I be good, how 'bout ye?

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wow i have friends talk like a pirate day

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stuck-in-this-mortal-form

2 years ago

I am gonna make a mail shirt

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sams shitposts

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