The name's Sam, he/him × kinda a writer, kinda an artist × european, my age will remain a mystery × the god of procrastination × language enthusiast × assholes and mosquitoes DNI
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Mornings R So Surreal Like I'm Sitting In An Old Ass Train With No Line Number On Which It Just Says
Mornings r so surreal like I'm sitting in an old ass train with no line number on which it just says 'Warsaw east station' and I don't even know where it came from & it's perfectly normal
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Problem: my parents yell at me for saying 'co?' (what?) Instead of 'słucham' (i listen/am listening) BC it's "impolite" (its really not)
Solution: start saying 'co?' In other languages which they do not understand
Eeeeeeeeeee ya boy finally got themself a binder
(Also I took up Japanese bc they had it at school)
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day from me timezone, matey!
How be you?
Ahoy, matey!
I be good, how 'bout ye?
my coworker just said “ew” when she found out some birds can change from female to male sex like damn debbi just say u hate trans ducks