stuck-in-this-mortal-form

My motivation is questionable

The name's Sam, he/him × kinda a writer, kinda an artist × european, my age will remain a mystery × the god of procrastination × language enthusiast × assholes and mosquitoes DNI

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I Was Walking To My School And Some Lady Just?? Gave Me Bread??

I was walking to my school and some lady just?? Gave me bread??

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2 years ago

Sorry If Its A Little Cramped- Had To Make This All Fit In Ten Photos. Hope You Guys Like It.. And Again.

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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its 5am and i just laughed out loud

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2 years ago

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day from me timezone, matey!

How be you?

Ahoy, matey!

I be good, how 'bout ye?

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wow i have friends talk like a pirate day

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2 years ago

Problem: my parents yell at me for saying 'co?' (what?) Instead of 'słucham' (i listen/am listening) BC it's "impolite" (its really not)

Solution: start saying 'co?' In other languages which they do not understand

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it is my language and i get to bitch about it u cannot kill me in any way that matters MOM sams shitposts

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2 years ago

all rise for the asexual national anthem

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this is beautiful

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2 years ago

new and improved aroace flag concept

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