Speak More Of The Clown Assassins Pretty Please

speak more of the clown assassins pretty please

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so theres 3 main characters but piper is basically the main main character so ill talk abt him some more and kane. also this takes place in the year 2021

Piper Harley is a 31 y/o gay and trans (clown) man. he grew up a normal life with the “cool” kind of parents. nothing bad happening to him unless it was the trouble he got himself into as an older teen. he met kane when both of them were 6-7 they instantly became inseparable best friends and they did everything together. in middle school when piper was 13-14 he met danny, a new kid (the same age as piper) that moved into the area and then in their freshman year they got together. when piper and kane were 17 one of kanes family member friends got his hands on one of the stones that could bring any demon to earth. piper than got this amazing plan that him and kane could start an assassination business together, if a sinned soul wanted to get the revenge they couldnt or if it was just another demon that had some troubles with a human. starting this business was difficult as it could get them in trouble with the higher ups of the world split because only succubus/incubus were the only demons allowed to go to earth. they decided to risk it anyways. surprisingly the business became such a success and theyre still able to keep it going 13 years later. when piper and danny were 22-23 they decided to have a child(surrogacy) that ended up being a son that they named alex. pipers 31 now and still lives an amazing life with a wonderful family

Kane Lee is a 31 y/o straight cis man(clown ogre with four arms). kane didnt grow up in the best household as he had a neglectful mother that needed someone to pay for the house, a step dad that only needed a place to live and a sister that ended up leaving as soon as she turned 15 when kane was 12. he didnt know much about his biological dad as his mother only told him “he didnt want anything to do with her” whenever he asked. kane and piper became friends when they were 6-7 yaddayadda yknow it. growing up kane didnt stay at his house all that often, he usually stayed at pipers house when he could which was basically everyday since kanes parents didnt even notice when he was gone. in his teen years he tried his best to make enough money by helping at pop-up markets so he could get a place of his own even despite pipers parents insisting he can stay as long as he needs to. he just didnt want to feel like he had to depend on someone else for a place to live. a few months after he turned 16 he ended up moving in with a family friend that he considered the closest thing he got to a dad, pasca(whos a clown illusionist, ill talk abt those in another post eventually). pasca was one of those magic dealers that dealt with magic and things you would consider fantasy, kane thought it was cool. kane ended up quitting his job at the pop-up markets and then gave part of the money he made to pasca to help fix up the small cabin they lived in. when kane turned 17 pasca ended up receiving one of the stones that brings demons to earth. kane showed it to piper and thats when piper got the idea for the assassination business. a few months later kane piper and danny went to an end of the school year party after their junior ended. kane ended up meeting a girl named ashley(clown). kane had seen her around school before but didnt think much of her but that night they ended up really getting to know eachother well. less than a year later ashley and kane ended up getting together. at 22 the assassination business with piper was becoming a hit and they ended up making enough money for kane to buy a home with ashley and piper putting his share aside for savings. at 31 kane lives a great life with ashley and their two pets(still havent decided what animals)

Don't worry there is a conveniently placed comically large trampoline at the bottom of the rocks

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i had a dream where i saw the stex show that had original tassita n it was during the song uncoupled that i realize tassita was there n i screamed ITS TASSITA so heres what i saw in that dream

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