You Gotta Love The Himbo

You gotta love the himbo

So, this happened a while ago but I was playing Apex after it updated. I was playing as Mirage and my friends and I were about to land. I noticed that Mirage’s hair had so much more movement. I asked my friend, “Is it me or is Mirage’s hair more flippy?” This man replied with, “No, he just switched shampoos.”

AHHH OH MY GOSH!!! IT IS SO CUTEEE

A request from my frienf @artsytrashcat

Octhound headcanons

So, I recently learned that our non-binary hunter enjoys books! Aah jeez, there are gonna be a couple sets of headcanons with them involving books. I also hc them as an alchemist. I mentioned this with the very first set of hcs I did with Crypto. This also may seem like an iffy ship, but honestly. I think it is really cute. Anyway! Let me begin!

-Bloodhound will be sitting in their area, without their helmet, and reading an alchemy book, but suddenly Octane will run in and slip himself underneath their book.

-The hunter looks at the daredevil with a bit of shock and a smidge of anger. “Ástin mín...I am busy at the--”

-The junkie cuts them off with a kiss on the lips. Bloodhound is taken aback.

-All they have done with Octane is just simply cuddle. The hunter wasn’t exactly sure how to address other ways of affection yet.

-Octane breaks the kiss and smiles at the blushy hunter. “I understand that you aren’t all that familiar with the affectionate thing, mi amor, but trust me. You’ll get the hang of it.”

-Bloodhound looks at the daredevil. “Are...You telling me that there are other kinds of...Kisses?”

-It was now the smaller Legend’s turn to blush. “I um...Yes, there is.”

-The hunter’s eyes widened and they smiled. “Please! Show me!”

-“W-Well...I...I guess if you want to.” The daredevil stuttered and pressed his lips into his partner’s.

-After this lil make out session they had, the two of them began to cuddle.

-“Thank you, ástin mín...I will cherish what I have learned today.” Bloodhound whispers into the smaller man’s ear.

-“Of course. You aren’t too bad at it. More practice, and you’ll be a pro!” The little junkie stood up and approached Artur’s cage.

-The raven looked at him and cawed at him slightly.

-“Amor? Would you mind...If I let Artur out of his cage?” He smiled at the bird and stuck his finger in the cage to touch him. The raven rubbed his head on the junkie’s finger.

-“Ah! Octavio!” The hunter did not seem to see that and scrambled on their feet and put themselves in front of their partner and companion. 

-“Wh-What is it? Did I do something wrong?” The little one asked with a tilt of his head.

-“It is just...Artur does not take to kindly to others.”

-“He seems to enjoy me! Look!” Octane pointed at the black bird.

-Artur cawed at his owner in a bit of annoyance.

-“Oh...Forgive me, Artur.” The hunter undid the lock on their companion’s cage and held him gently.

-Octane looked in awe. “He is quite a good looking bird...” He stroked the black-purple feathers softly.

-The raven cooed softly as the hunter smiled lovingly at the two things they loved the most.

-“May I hold him, Bloodhound?” The junkie asked sweetly.

-The hunter nodded and held the bird out to their lover. Artur climbed onto the little man’s finger, still cooing at him.

-“Awe...He is so cute...” Octane squealed lightly, continuing to stroke the feathers.

-“This is fascinating.” The hunter whispered.

-“What makes you say that?” The daredevil looked at his partner and smiled.

-“For a bouncy, energetic little man...You are so gentle with animals. It makes me so happy...” Bloodhound spoke tenderly and kissed the junkie on the cheek.

-The small Legend blushed again, “You are lucky I love you and Artur is being held by me. I would have had your head ripped off for calling me little.”

-The hunter laughed kindly. “Oh, Octavio...You would not be successful if you tried to do that.”

Ajay...I can’t...Her freckles are so hecking cute! They add about two years to my life.

Aaand you guessed it! More Crypto Headcanons! (More for the Cryptane ship though)

 There were a couple of friends that I asked to quickly tell me an Apex ship. First bean I asked was @daredevil-silva. She replied with Cryptane. She knows I love edgy hacker boi. Let’s get into these.

-Octavio has an undying love for video games, as we all know, and he will NEVER pause them. Unless it is to get cuddles from his boyfriend or if he may need assistance in any levels.

-Crypto is actually really good at video games, so that means he may need to help the adrenaline junkie from time to time.

-After the younger Legend has gotten the assistance he needs, he stands on his chair, because of their height differences and he peppers his boyfriend’s cheek in kisses. “Muchos gracias, mi amor!”

-The hacker smiles and pats the younger Legend on the back, “Cheonman-eyo.”

-At times the older Legend will sit in Octavio’s gaming chair and Octavio on his lap. Octavio blushes and tugs on Crypto’s jacket, “Um...Tae? Could I...Wear this?”

-The hacker was in the middle of playing a game when asked this. He pauses it and looks down at his small boyfriend then smiles widely.

-“It can be a bit chilly around here...So, yes, you can.” He stripped his jacket off and put it on Octavio.

-The short one looked up at him with wide eyes and kissed him. Crypto didn’t know how to react at first but he ended up kissing Octavio back.

-That night Octavio is just sitting, all huddled up in his chair and relishing the scent of his boyfriend.

-“You look rather adorable and small in my jacket, nae salang...” Crypto leans his side against the wall.

-Octavio blushes hard, “What did you just call me?!” He gets up and runs at his partner.

-Crypto smirked and picked up the smaller one.

-“I AM NOT SMALL!” The feral junkie shouted. The hacker simply chuckled and kissed the little man in his arms a bit roughly.

-Octavio was shocked but returned the roughness with his kiss. He wrapped his legs around the tall man’s waist.

-Crypto broke the kiss so he could pay attention to where he was walking. While doing so, the adrenaline junkie kept kissing his lover’s neck. The hacker then sat in the gaming chair.

-When that was done, they instantly went back to making out.

-Later that night, it ended up with both of the men being half naked. Just no shirts, really. Octavio did put Crypto’s jacket back on though and went to sleep on the older man’s lap.

Oh look, something different this time! Miroctane headcanons!

The second friend I asked to quickly give me a random ship was the wondrous @worksofowl! I was given this amazing ship! It is one of my many favorite!

-Octavio is constantly cold and needs warmth. He curls up in Elliott’s lap while Elliott is improving his Holo-Pilot technology.

-The adrenaline junkie is always on the prowl for attention as well. So when he is in the trickster’s lap, he leaves kisses and bites on his boyfriend’s neck.

-Elliott noticed this when he was done with his tinkering, because he was so fixed on working out the kink in the technology, and blushed slightly. He didn’t mind it much though. He thought it was cute.

-Octavio often likes to put his cold hands in Elliott’s back pockets. His booty has some heat to it and the daredevil loves it.

-The little daredevil has an undying love for spicy stuff, like hot Cheetos and such. Elliott, on the other hand, absolutely hates spicy things.

-Purposely, Octavio will eat spicy chips and go kiss Elliott. The trickster instantly pulls away.

-“I am not kissing you after you ate hot stuff! You can either brush your teeth or go away! Actually...Don’t go away. Just don’t kiss me.”

-Octavio smiles and kisses the trickster’s neck roughly.

-“Alright, little one...I guess you can kiss there.” Elliott smirked as the daredevil looked up at him with pink-tinted cheeks.

-“Look here, mi amor! I am not little or small!” The smaller Legend shouted.

-“Okay, fine you aren’t small, you sure as hell cute though.”

-Octavio settled with that and snuggled up with his boyfriend. “Glad, you corrected yourself.”